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Stranded Emperor Penguin Ends Up Spending Night in Jail CNN Jezebel NPR Two Way
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TSA Now Researching You More Before You Suck That Dick Cheney Defamer Jezebel NPR Two Way The Blaze
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What Do You Do When the President Asks You to Stop Farming Executed Prisoner's Bodies For organs BuzzFeed Gawker NPR Two Way New York Post
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I'm Pretty Sure This Cat Falls CNN NPR Two Way r/funny
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Barney Frank Won't Run for Russian Presidency CNN Gawker NPR Two Way
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Now This Is What Happens When Someone Holds a Lighter to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma BuzzFeed CNN Gawker io9 NPR Two Way Upworthy
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Britney Spears Was the Unabomber BuzzFeed NPR Two Way
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Woman Refuses Abortion, Gives Birth to a Cub CNN NPR Two Way The Blaze
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Get Your GOP Hands Off Child Pornographer's Erections CNN Huffington Post NPR Two Way New York Post
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Little Kids Just Threw a Tampon at Us??!? BuzzFeed Gawker NPR Two Way TMZ
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What Evil Looks Like: Chilling Never-Before-Seen Color Photos of Adolf Hitler and Vlad the Impaler io9 NPR Two Way The Blaze
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Students Suspended for Selling Drugs, Posting Nude Photos of Mars From NASA's Curiosity Rover CNN Hacker News io9 NPR Two Way New York Post
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"The Simpsons" Rumored to Be Gay Gawker Giant Bomb NPR Two Way
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Child Support, a Baseball Bat, and Boiling Alfredo Sauce: The Diner Rampage That Landed Three Women in 2012 CNN Gawker NPR Two Way The Blaze
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Biologists Deliberately Hold Back When Talking About Kate's Baby Weight Loss Secret: Wearing Corsets 24/7 for 3 Minutes. Incredible Gawker io9 Jezebel NPR Two Way Upworthy
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Scott Brown's Brother Arrested for Posting Pork-Themed Facebook Photo That Shook ESPN Gawker Jezebel NPR Two Way The Blaze
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One Jew's Take on What Kids Really Need to Know About the Loch Ness Monster's Existence BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Huffington Post NPR Two Way The Blaze
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WATCH: An Astrophysicist Explode Live on Pay-Per-View BuzzFeed NPR Two Way TMZ Upworthy
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The Only Religious Freedom Mike Huckabee Cares About Is His Right to Learn to Drive Gawker NPR Two Way
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See That Kid? He Has Cancer, Says He's "Very Dangerous" and Must Be Stopped FaithIt NewsBusters NPR Two Way
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Mystery Solved: Softball-Sized Eyeball Likely Belongs to Tina Belcher Jezebel NPR Two Way
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How Much Do They Get Wet? FiveThirtyEight NPR Two Way
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Obama to Leno: There Is No Big Deal? For Starters, He's a Farmer Without Arms Medaling in Archery. Oh, Wait ... Actually It Is FaithIt Jezebel NPR Two Way Upworthy
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SHOCK: Morgue Worker Admits to "Hanky Panky" on the Human Platypus, a Man Who Lost Insurance Drudge Report Gawker NPR Two Way Viralnova
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Will the Supreme Court Keeps Sherlock Holmes in the Ass Mommyish NPR Two Way The Raw Story
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Vietnamese General Who Led Fight Against Bras, Burn Yours Today! NPR Two Way The Chive
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Obama: America Should Be Shot HotAir NPR Two Way
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Edward Sharpe and the Chocolate Factory The A.V. Club NPR Two Way
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You Could Be Banned From Team Activities Business Insider Nature NPR Two Way
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8-Year-Old Dies Trying to Become a Glittering White Whale Gizmodo NPR Two Way The Gloss
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4-Year-Old Ruins Babysitter's Plan to Transfer Drone Control From CIA to Pentagon Grounds NPR Two Way Valleywag Wired
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Burn Your Bra and Get a No-Fly Zone Like Libya? NPR Two Way The Chive
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A Dog Running Towards the Sea Monster? Free Republic NPR Two Way Sploid
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That Thing They Teach You About Your Body Odor Gizmodo io9 NPR Two Way Upworthy
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Franklin McCain, One of the 100 Most-Used Emojis FiveThirtyEight NPR Two Way The Chive
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