Headline Smasher

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12,871 smashes / 21,305 upvotes / smashed from 26,824 real headlines

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125	125 Vote	Ammunition Shortage Leaves Gun Owners Searching for a Nuke
125	125 Vote	Google Is Buying Beats for $3
124	124 Vote	Free Cake for Every Conflicted Soul
124	124 Vote	Drones Kill People Based on Neil Gaiman's Short Stories
123	123 Vote	My Head Is Now Available in the Office Freezer
122	122 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Made-Up Shit
118	118 Vote	Coldplay Release New Song Composed by a Fire Alarm
118	118 Vote	15 Signs It's Time to Stop Calling Them "Doge"
113	113 Vote	David Bowie's Face Is on Sale for $55
111	111 Vote	Why Don't You Die Hard
111	111 Vote	How to Calculate the Amount of Pee
110	110 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
110	110 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Soda
109	109 Vote	Stop Dicking About in My Head
109	109 Vote	Eminem Raps About His Location… Again
109	109 Vote	You Will Be Repainted
107	107 Vote	Watch Radiohead Perform "The Bends," "Fake Plastic Trees" for First Time Since 1945
106	106 Vote	Help! I'm in a Perfect World
106	106 Vote	The Hives Ordered by Swedish Court to "STFU"
103	103 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
103	103 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Racecar
100	100 Vote	Trump Orders ICE to Release New Album
98	98 Vote	Kendrick Lamar Will Be Studied for Millennia
98	98 Vote	EXPERT: China Is Working on Another Planet Earth
95	95 Vote	Video: TAKE DOWN Elmo
92	92 Vote	Here's Neville Longbottom Dancing Shirtless in New York
90	90 Vote	I Got the List of Artists Who Lost Their Minds
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
88	88 Vote	Coldplay Dance in a Microwave
88	88 Vote	25 Actors We Lost All Respect for This Year, Mostly by Selling Headphones 2	2
87	87 Vote	How to Destroy Alderaan
86	86 Vote	Daft Punk to Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
86	86 Vote	How to Get Laid
86	86 Vote	Sunday's Shocking Episode of "Yo Gabba Gabba"
84	84 Vote	Sonic Youth to Release Trump's Tax Returns
82	82 Vote	Watch New Trailer for Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon a Time in the Bathroom
81	81 Vote	Listen: The Pains of Being Eaten
80	80 Vote	YOUNG Fathers Removed From Man's Rectum After "Slipping in Bathroom"
79	79 Vote	5 Seconds of Cat Memes 2	2
79	79 Vote	Mother Watches Her Toddler Get Attacked by Raccoons in Central Park, Becomes Media Sensation

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