Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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1,216 smashes / 7,170 upvotes / smashed from 628 real headlines

11.4 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

119	119 Vote	Bear Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants 1	1
116	116 Vote	I Peed in My Dreams
115	115 Vote	...And THAT's the Bottom of My Pants
111	111 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Pray the Gay Away
108	108 Vote	Crafty Teen Drugged Parents Milkshakes So She Could Knit Me a Hat
108	108 Vote	Thanks Nordstrom, Really Needed New Demonic Creatures in My Car Stereo
108	108 Vote	Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
106	106 Vote	1939's Misogynistic Predictions of How Reddit Works
104	104 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Edge
102	102 Vote	Confused Old Man Cannot Figure Out the Maze
97	97 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Cop?
97	97 Vote	Tired Duckling Trying to Follow the Higgs Boson Stuff
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
96	96 Vote	Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With Reddit Memes
95	95 Vote	My Cat's Reaction to the Past Few Years
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
88	88 Vote	Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
87	87 Vote	My Wife Believes She Is a Portable Magnetic Camera Mount
87	87 Vote	Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With Reddit Enhancement Suite
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
83	83 Vote	Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Smile and Wave
82	82 Vote	Drunk Man Gets 15 Year Jail Sentence for Having a Party, and We're Invited...
81	81 Vote	Can a Democratic Republic Function When the LSD Kicks In?
81	81 Vote	Dropbox Bug Can Permanently Lose Your Children, and I Fell for It...
81	81 Vote	Did... Did You Become a Cop?
77	77 Vote	Mario & Sonic at the JFK Memorial. (X-Post From R/Wwe)
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
70	70 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Vampire Bullshit
67	67 Vote	Nicki Minaj Had Sex With My Mum
67	67 Vote	We Looked Up There and Sure Enough, It's Gone: Construction Crew Playing Tetris
62	62 Vote	25 Reasons to Drink Water
59	59 Vote	A Drunk Guy Slept on Our Children?
56	56 Vote	My Wife Believes She Is and Isn't Ron 1	1
55	55 Vote	Bank of America Isn't Part of My Couch
54	54 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Help Senior Citizens Vote
51	51 Vote	Rick Perry's Texas Reminds Me of How Reddit Works
48	48 Vote	James Cameron Releases Results From His Bathroom
48	48 Vote	My Sister Hid the Fact That There Are Wizards Afoot
46	46 Vote	My Formerly Fun Friend Has Become a Flamingo 1	1
45	45 Vote	Kerry Not "Prepared" to Let You Blow People Up in a Bakery

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