Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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1,216 smashes / 7,170 upvotes / smashed from 628 real headlines

11.4 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
43	43 Vote	Ben Affleck in the Bathroom!
42	42 Vote	Kentucky to Become a Flamingo
42	42 Vote	Shakespeare Was Kind Enough to FREAK-DANCE!
41	41 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Dressed Like a Douche [Pic]
39	39 Vote	I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
39	39 Vote	Ed O'Neill Has Been Selling Post Offices to His Homophobic Daughter
39	39 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Know How to Sober
36	36 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Patience With the Stairs
34	34 Vote	Bear Attempts to Confiscate Chewbacca Actor's Light Saber-Shaped Cane
33	33 Vote	So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina
31	31 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a 4th Grader
26	26 Vote	Foul Play Suspected in the Bathroom!
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
24	24 Vote	I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
23	23 Vote	My Mom Is in Danger of Extinction
21	21 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Change How You Twerk- AHH SHIT!
20	20 Vote	An Interview With a Palestinian Rock
19	19 Vote	4 Million Facebook Users Will Die From Stubbornness 1	1
17	17 Vote	Homeboy Don't Care About the Twilight Saga
15	15 Vote	It Was Safe to Go F**k Himself
15	15 Vote	Amanda Bynes Appeared to Me and My Ass :(
15	15 Vote	This Guy's Chest Looks Like a Penis
14	14 Vote	Code Like a Douche
10	10 Vote	Why, Thank You, I LOVE Unsolicited Opinions About My iOS6 Phone Setup
10	10 Vote	Amanda Bynes Appeared to Me and Said, "Take Off My Shirt."
9	9 Vote	Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Centipede
9	9 Vote	Getting Ready for Dat Booty
9	9 Vote	Tesla Not Legally Allowed to Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor
9	9 Vote	Dachshunds Can't Wait to Take Incriminating Photo Booth Pics
9	9 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Card Out There for Everyone..and Every Situation
9	9 Vote	The Rules Are Simple: I Put the Self-Timer on 2 Seconds, Push the Button and Try to Be Semi-Funny
9	9 Vote	Butts Are Back: The Ass Is Having a Party, and We're Invited...
9	9 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Car Stereo
9	9 Vote	My Cat's Reaction to the Yard
9	9 Vote	Fox News Dumps Sarah Palin, Upgrades to a New Kind of Error
9	9 Vote	So This Dick Takes the Cake
9	9 Vote	Overly Manly Man Goes to Prison
9	9 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Morning Person?
9	9 Vote	Santorum: No One Likes You, Java

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