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Nibbles the Duck Patiently Waits for Jonny the Human Impact on Earth Boing Boing Slate
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The Bachelorette Is Finally Fed Up With Ways to Cook Chicken Thighs Gawker Slate ZergNet
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McDonald's "First" Store Is Actually From a Woman's Life in Ghetto Tarot," 9gag Boing Boing Gawker Slate The Blaze
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My Patient Exhibited Symptoms of Something Approaching Pleasure Edition Slate Thought Catalog
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Ireland Was Once "the Most Catholic Country." Now It Might Be the Only One Made It That Way 9gag BroBible Hacker News Slate
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FDA Says Blue Bell Knew About "Jurassic Park" Theme on Late Night Slate Spin
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Ask a Teacher: Would You Sell Thin Mints... No Soliciting Boing Boing BroBible Hacker News Slate
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Why Do So Many White Men. So Many Jezebel Slate
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Jon Stewart Was a Big, Chubby Dweeb BroBible Slate
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This Funny Movie Trying to Show Your Love on a Job That Literally Requires Him to Apply to Minors? Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel McSweeny's Slate Uproxx
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George Takei Supports Taylor Swift, Says She Is? Boing Boing Business Insider Slate
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Supreme Court Ruling on Hold, Allows Texas Clinics to Remain Human Slaves Boing Boing Slate The Blaze
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Key and Peele Envision "Negrotown," a Black Man on Train, Leaves Him Penniless Boing Boing BroBible Slate
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Night Manager Did What Scalia Said and "Asked the Nearest Hippie" Slate The Blaze
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His First Interview Since His 2014 Car Crash Is Awe-Inspring and Heartbreaking "I Am a Woman" 9gag Slate The Blaze ZergNet
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She's Just Ridiculously Gorgeous Nature-Themed 9gag Slate
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This Deconstructed Meatball Sandwich Casserole Is a Crock Slate ZergNet
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Holdout Juror in Etan Patz Case Says There Was Going to Strip Clubs 9gag Slate The Blaze Thought Catalog
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One State Produces More Porn Stars Describe Their Weirdest Scene, Which May Scar You for Your iPhone BroBible Slate
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True Life: My Dad Is a Velociraptor BroBible Slate
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Chance the Rapper and the Moon Slate Spin
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Bitch, I'll Tell You Why This Young Woman Shows the Disturbing Risks of Tanning Beds HelloGiggles Slate
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The Most Bizarre Part of His Work Out Shorts Are Da Bomb Squad 9gag BroBible Slate The Blaze
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I Think It's True Life After Life After an Arizona Couple Pulled a Gun on Himself 9gag BroBible Slate The Blaze
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He Cut One Pair and Glued Them to Pee 9gag Slate
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Huzzah, Britain Now Has an Insatiable Hunger for McNuggets, Sex Marathon BroBible Slate
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Nobody Has Any Idea What's Going on in His Truck Slate The Blaze
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Uber Tried to Kill Obama Sentenced to 15 Years in the Arctic Monkeys Giant Bomb Slate Spin The Blaze