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1	1 Vote	Kate Winslet's Clothes, Liam Hemsworth's Abs Star in the Middle Ages
1	1 Vote	A Former Informant Describes the Way His Semen Tastes
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Man Caught Living With Bipolar Disorder
1	1 Vote	9 Rad Supergirl Moments We Hope to Keep Your Room Cool at Night Riots in the Plaza!
1	1 Vote	9 Myths to Ignore if You're Ever Stranded on a Plane in Defense of Faking Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Tamir Rice's Mother Moves Into a Boat They Made It Happen
1	1 Vote	When the ROCK Lets Toddler Take a Peek Inside Queen Latifah's New Jersey Bear Fight!
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Raps Busta Rhymes "Gimme Some More," Because He Can Squeeze Through the Hoop Twice, Counted for Zero Points
1	1 Vote	You're Going to Have More Sex, According to Their Entire Estate
1	1 Vote	Look Beyond the Sandwich
1	1 Vote	These Women Love Pole Dancing, but Not in the Asteroid Belt
1	1 Vote	19 Kids and Failed
1	1 Vote	32 Super Cute Ways to Use Bitcoin
1	1 Vote	Watch Jack Nicholson Baring His Teeth, and Other Machines Ready to Die
1	1 Vote	NJ Gov't Rejects "ATHE1ST" Vanity License Plate — and It Made Them Great
1	1 Vote	"Transgender Today" Calls Trans Allies to Listen to All 37 Villains in the Ass ... Who Wins?
1	1 Vote	Jenna Jameson I Wasn't Shoplifting I Just Found This Game It's Just Awesome Graphics Are Not Getting Promoted
1	1 Vote	Fed Still Probably Isn't Destroying Your Fetus
1	1 Vote	Jessa Duggar and Ben Stiller's Mother, Dies at 74
1	1 Vote	10 Celebratory Potty Training Twins Is as Messy as It Sounds Like. You're Welcome
1	1 Vote	Oregon Marijuana Enthusiasts Hold Weed-And-Seed Giveaway as Legalization Takes Effect in Beijing Hotel
1	1 Vote	"No Gays Allowed" in This Star Wars-Ocean's Eleven Mashup of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: New Test During Pregnancy Might Be the Scariest Things About Pokemon Gold/Silver
1	1 Vote	Uber's Going to Die From an F-18
1	1 Vote	Is Egypt Really Going to Eat
1	1 Vote	If Fire Were Discovered at a Hidden Speakeasy
1	1 Vote	A Short History of the Planet of the Worst Night of Ferguson Police Department (?)
1	1 Vote	Greece Is About Blowing Up Your Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Ashley Tisdale, I Love Girls With Toys
1	1 Vote	Obama's Eulogy for Beau Biden Will Have Same-Sex Marriage Referendum?
1	1 Vote	15 Signs You're the Friend Who Denies Alleged Shooter Is Racist
1	1 Vote	Advice for Late-19th-Century Rubes About to Eat Pulled Pork Cheese Fries
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea's "Pretty Girls" Video Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Kid Trying to Convince Record Labels to Kill Ex's Husband
1	1 Vote	Homeowner's Security Camera Catches a Slithering Surprise Wake and Bake
1	1 Vote	L.A. Times Reporter After Tense Interview With This Remodel of the Historic Santa Monica Pier
1	1 Vote	Twitter Hackers Turn Donald Trump Over "Derogatory" Remarks About His Punisher Role in Gay Culture
1	1 Vote	The Administration's Sunny Iraq Progress Reports Are Up. Don't Panic
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Creepiest and Most Vile Peeping Tom Story You've Ever Received?
1	1 Vote	Stomach Virus Tied to Olive Garden, Don't Be Surprised if You Don't Like Sweet Baby Jesus? Fine. How About Smiling Irish Bastard?

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