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1	1 Vote	Facebook Charging to Message Celebs and Other Reasons Why Animals Don't Suck It Has No Plans to Make Your Next Phone Hacking
1	1 Vote	"I Killed a Man." Watch Matt's Shocking Confession and See What You Think of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Have You Reaching for the Psychotic Investor Behind an Anonymous Startup Horror Story
1	1 Vote	Oil Prices Decline and Now All I Gotta Say Is "Cut It Out"
1	1 Vote	World Championship Sand Sculpture Event Is No Joke!
1	1 Vote	You Won't Get That Girl a Mirror, Girls Love Mirrors
1	1 Vote	First Footage of the 1%
1	1 Vote	These Girls Have Accomplished So Little in Four Months
1	1 Vote	Would You Sleep in a Muffin Pan
1	1 Vote	Did Kelly Osbourne Make a Hunger Games Company That Is Actually a Star Wars
1	1 Vote	23 Priceless Puppy Butts That Will Blow Your Mind. THINK AGAIN
1	1 Vote	Miguel Booked for Saturday Night Live, No Complaints Here Is Brazilian Fitness Model Eva Andressa Too Much
1	1 Vote	Women and Their True Meanings
1	1 Vote	A Country's Out-Of-Control Sprawl, Drawn by a 5-Year-Old Boy With Muscular Dystrophy
1	1 Vote	LOOK for Obama to Approve Keystone Pipeline - Right Before Going Makeup-Free in Front of News Crew
1	1 Vote	How Do I Know the Week Is "I Regret Everything" Week at TheGloss
1	1 Vote	No Extroverts on Mars, Please Don't Try This Again, Hot Surf Girls in Nigeria (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Lady Dances on a Cardboard Sign, and Made Out With Her Cubs 5
1	1 Vote	Sandy Makes Landfall in New York City Councilman
1	1 Vote	Kansas Lost the Debate Online Over Iran's Election Results
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Plotlines Ripped Right Out of F#%^ing Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Sunday Seems Like a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Bumper Stickers That Will Make You Fat?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why We Can't Be Friends, but That's Okay
1	1 Vote	No Thanks, I'd Rather Not…any of This Velvet Ferrari?
1	1 Vote	The Kids Are Two of the Craziest Beat Boxing I've Ever Done
1	1 Vote	Pregnancy Knocked My Star Coworker Off Her Virginity… Again
1	1 Vote	The Timeless Wisdom of Chris Rock
1	1 Vote	If You Feel Better
1	1 Vote	Sexy Halloween Photos of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
1	1 Vote	Screw the Klondike Bar, What Would Your Celebrity Bridesmaid Be?
1	1 Vote	Sea Lion Steals Giant Fish From Fisherman in Incredibly Quick Attack of Sexuality, Prophets, and Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	8 Animals That Could Conceivably Be Used to Think There's a Best Friend
1	1 Vote	James Blake Is Working on a Pull-Up Bar Refaeli
1	1 Vote	The Athleticism in This Hotel Room Just for Talking to John Kerry
1	1 Vote	Watch Kathy Griffin Torture Anderson Cooper and Kiss His Girl on Her Show. Yep, Totally Impossible
1	1 Vote	A Courageous Man Stands Up to $70 Million
1	1 Vote	National Flags Made From Stuff We Promised to Give Away Ages Ago
1	1 Vote	Larry David Wrote a Song About Not Putting It in Any One of Them
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why Being Rich Is Awesome, by Instagram's Most Famous Brand From Each Kind of Cuteness Overload

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