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17,307 smashes / 34,469 upvotes / smashed from 20,774 real headlines

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104	104 Vote	20 Dogs That Are Absolutely Disgusting
104	104 Vote	Pimp My Baby Piglet
104	104 Vote	Devour Your Way Through the Middle Ages
103	103 Vote	Let's Compare Every News Story to a 3D Printed Foot
102	102 Vote	Pray You're Never Hunted by a Massive Cup of Camomile Tea
102	102 Vote	Say Hello to My Dad Jokes
102	102 Vote	Trump Takes a Heart-Warming Piss
100	100 Vote	What the Hell Am I Too Ugly to Date?
100	100 Vote	14-Year-Old Girl Arrested After Trying to Make an Awesome Appetizer
100	100 Vote	Ballet Dancer Finds Out He's Going to Shit
97	97 Vote	10 Rules for That Underboob
97	97 Vote	Everybody Deserves a Paddling
97	97 Vote	The FBI Is Auctioning Off Her Boobs
94	94 Vote	These Are All the Ass-Lovers
94	94 Vote	Pelosi Under Pressure to Open a Tightly Sealed Jar
94	94 Vote	Little Boy Run Over by Aliens
94	94 Vote	Darth Vader Learns the Power of Makeup
93	93 Vote	I Have Some Kleenex Ready—It's That Kind of Sex Sex Scene
90	90 Vote	The Forest Is Full of CORNFLAKES
90	90 Vote	These Kittens Demand to Be a European Army
89	89 Vote	That's a Really Awful News Organization
88	88 Vote	God, We Really Need Elephants
88	88 Vote	Put These Random Facts in Your FACE! 1	1
87	87 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery to Look Like "Sesame Street"
87	87 Vote	London 2012 Olympics: Part 2 Lesbians
87	87 Vote	Confirmed: Cure for Stupidity
86	86 Vote	Woman Reportedly Screamed No, No, No Before Being Laid to Rest in Nature, the Animal Kingdom
86	86 Vote	Indiana Man Pulls Out His Fake Cock
85	85 Vote	When Sideboob Goes Above and Beyond a Potential "Conflict of Interest"
84	84 Vote	Chicken Breast Recipes That Will Make Your Heart Explode
84	84 Vote	21 Memes for Anyone Thinking of Entering the Country Illegally
83	83 Vote	Insane Footage of Florida Skydivers Missing Their Drop Zone and Landing in Birmingham
83	83 Vote	8 Sexually Explicit Songs From the 80s and 90s That We Wish Existed
83	83 Vote	If There Aren't Limbs Missing, Is It Prostitution?
83	83 Vote	Russians Must Be Thinking
83	83 Vote	Young Boy Loses Prosthetic Limb During Triathlon, Marines Carry Him to Participate in No-Shave-November
83	83 Vote	Animals That Are Actually Fake
82	82 Vote	Get That Furry Crap Out of Unsuspecting Boaters
81	81 Vote	This Dinosaur Had a Great Idea
80	80 Vote	90-Year-Old Man Sets Stranger's Balls on Fire?

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