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17,314 smashes / 34,477 upvotes / smashed from 20,778 real headlines

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69	69 Vote	Non-Sexual Things That Feel Very, Very Wet on Stage
69	69 Vote	This Toy Horse's Penis Is Way More Entertaining When the Regret Sets in Instantly
69	69 Vote	Why Is It True, Blondes Have More "ACTUAL LESBIAN" HORSES
69	69 Vote	Stephen Colbert Looking at Your Face Before Eating Meat
68	68 Vote	Trump's Bid to Defeat the God of Death
68	68 Vote	China Is Now in America. But CDC Says the Administration Has No Idea What's Right Anymore
68	68 Vote	Kid Defeats the Friend Zone?
68	68 Vote	So Chuck Norris Just Put His Penis Away 2	2
68	68 Vote	This Should Be Consumed in Shotgun Form
67	67 Vote	Christmas Pets That Provide Milk
67	67 Vote	Porn Director for Brazzers Answers NSFW Questions Raised by Wolves
67	67 Vote	Yahoo Answers Might Be "Epsteined"
67	67 Vote	Douchebag Runs Down a Hill
67	67 Vote	Man Crushed to Death by Pen
67	67 Vote	Person Rearranges 2 Giant Teddy Bears in His Home, Killing 1
67	67 Vote	These 49 Incredible Waterfalls Will Have Multiple Orgasms
67	67 Vote	How to Keep a Steady Supply of Clowns
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
67	67 Vote	Here Are Two of (Hint: Not Penises)
66	66 Vote	It's Monday, You Could Have Stopped 9/11 Again
66	66 Vote	Bear Cub and Wolf Pup Battle for New York
65	65 Vote	I Am Captain Dubstep Illusion
65	65 Vote	Never Forget: Always Look for the Eyeballs
65	65 Vote	Because F**k You in the Shower
65	65 Vote	22 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Text While Riding a Bike Backwards
65	65 Vote	Dog Can't Get Married on Top of the Sun
64	64 Vote	Underboob Is the New Face of Rhino Conservation
64	64 Vote	Movies That Should Not Exist 2	2
64	64 Vote	Missing Man's Body Found in Stack of Old Playboys 1	1
64	64 Vote	So It's a Gigantic Penis-Shaped Bong (PIC)
64	64 Vote	You Can Be Strangely Arousing
63	63 Vote	A True Gentleman Never Nipple Shames a Lady Gaga
63	63 Vote	If This Piece of Shit
63	63 Vote	Few Things Say MERICA Quite Like Rappers and Cereal
62	62 Vote	Lion Unwisely Tries to Return My Calls
62	62 Vote	Bone-Chilling Facts About Carl Sagan
62	62 Vote	The Bible Says God Blesses Those Who Took the Plunge and Built a Kickass Pool
61	61 Vote	He… He Just Made a Mysterious Fog to Kill Homer
61	61 Vote	Amazing Alternate Uses for Drones Will Make You Smile for Days
61	61 Vote	Watch Dogs in the Microwave

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