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7,558 smashes / 15,012 upvotes / smashed from 5,492 real headlines
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Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min FaithIt Jezebel r/politics ThinkProgress
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You Might Not Even Exist Kotaku ThinkProgress
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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CNN Giant Bomb ThinkProgress
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U.S. To Leave Solar System
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Free Republic ThinkProgress
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Stop Using the Word "The"
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Fox News NPR ThinkProgress
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Benedict Cumberbatch Permanently Frozen for Future Crimes Jezebel ThinkProgress
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House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others New York Times Lede ThinkProgress
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Honor Student Punished by God CNN Gawker ThinkProgress
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Research Suggests That It's Not the Mid-1970s Hacker News Huffington Post ThinkProgress
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No Oxygen, Please, for This School Year CNS News ThinkProgress
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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CNN Gawker ThinkProgress
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KISS Founder Gene Simmons Has Been completely Discredited. He's Wrong ThinkProgress Uproxx
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GOP Continues to Ruin Everything Kotaku ThinkProgress
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How to Get Hit by Buses
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The A.V. Club Gizmodo ThinkProgress
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Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist BuzzFeed CNN Gawker ThinkProgress
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A Brief Field Guide to the Depths of Hell Alternet SBNation ThinkProgress
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Spider-Man Will Get to Vote Polygon ThinkProgress
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Obama: Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals Hacker News NPR Two Way ThinkProgress
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The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
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HitFix Jezebel Sploid ThinkProgress
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Gods, Devils, Demons and More May Be "Necessary" to Raise a Successful Adult Gawker io9 The Blaze ThinkProgress Upworthy
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Kansas Man With Truck Covered in Blood and Shit Is on Fire!!! Jezebel ThinkProgress TMZ
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MineCraft Multiplayer Goes Down as an Official Religion CNN Giant Bomb ThinkProgress
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Pineapple Does Not Violate Second Amendment 9gag ThinkProgress
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No Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Get More Land Into Black Ownership Cheezburger NPR ThinkProgress
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Sometimes, It's Ok to Do the Unthinkable ThinkProgress USA Today Viralnova
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In Most of America, It's Saturday. In Tennessee, It's a Horse in Water Balloon 9gag BuzzFeed ThinkProgress
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15-Year-Old Boy Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics CNN Gawker ThinkProgress
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A Brief, Incomplete, and Mostly Wrong History of Racism, Sexism and Homophobia Hacker News ThinkProgress
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The Arctic's on Fire & Smeared With Excrement Humansarefree ThinkProgress
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Can Kanye West's Lyrics Be Used in Everyday Conversation McSweeny's ThinkProgress Viralnova
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Americans Can Now Have Eagle-Like Talons to Snatch Prey — Er, Objects io9 Jezebel ThinkProgress
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There Is No "War on Caterpillars" ThinkProgress
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Dallas Police Chief Temporarily Steps Down, Says He Doesn't Know What That Means BroBible Daily Kos The Blaze ThinkProgress
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Dozens of Goats Take Over Hospital Lab
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Cosmos NPR ThinkProgress
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Top Catholic Bishop Affirms Need for Sex Toy Alternet ThinkProgress
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Republican Congressman Says Obama Spent Too Much Time at Dragon*Con! Gawker io9 ThinkProgress
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Herman Cain: Gays Protesting Chick-Fil-A Are Just Unspeakably Gorgeous io9 ThinkProgress
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I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat
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Poll: 75 Percent of White Dudes Jacking Off CNN Jezebel ThinkProgress