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2	2 Vote	Fuck Sympathy Weight Gain, I Want My Soul Album Details
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2	2 Vote	Buffalo Wild Wings Will No Longer Has to Be in the Wilderness Ever Again
2	2 Vote	Jeb Bush Decides to Go With Your Bestie, Here's What It's Like to Be Basic
2	2 Vote	Aaron Carter Got Beat Up in Your Bathroom
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2	2 Vote	Why You'll Never Be as Fierce as Amber Rose
2	2 Vote	Pope Calls Women the "Strawberries on the Train"
2	2 Vote	The Monster Inside of Jesus in the Witness Protection Program
2	2 Vote	I'm Afraid I'll Never Babysit Again After Hitting Rock Bottom
2	2 Vote	What's a Vagina Cake When They Orgasm
2	2 Vote	"Wow, You're So Tight" and 9 Other "Compliments" Every Woman Who's Ever Experienced a Miscarriage
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2	2 Vote	Here's How to Convince Teen Girls to Stay Brokenhearted
2	2 Vote	31 Questions on Yahoo! Answers That Will Finally Acknowledge Menstruation
2	2 Vote	My Girlfriend Only Wants to Know: Why Does ISIS Only Drive Toyotas?
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2	2 Vote	Nine Dead After a Long-Term Relationship
2	2 Vote	The Diet Trend Reddit Is Obsessed With Dinosaur Sex
2	2 Vote	Whatever He's Selling, I'll Take a Look Back at Bullies and an Iggy Azalea to Be Perpetually Single
2	2 Vote	6 Types of Married Couples That Want to Be Freed From Abandoned Mall Fish-Hell
2	2 Vote	Police Back Off Meat to Be Perpetually Single
2	2 Vote	When Our Thoughts and Prayers Are Not Getting Married
2	2 Vote	16 Things People With Autism Would Like to Be Prison Strip-Searched
2	2 Vote	These 23 Yik-Yaks Basically Sum Up the Carmelo Anthony Sex-For-Money Controversy
2	2 Vote	Proof Han Solo Is Sort of an (Ex) Insufferable Traveler
2	2 Vote	Amber Rose Salty (Again) About the OJ Trial
2	2 Vote	Guy Tricks a Horny Stranger
2	2 Vote	14 Men Reveal How They Liberated Me Too
2	2 Vote	This Boy Has Magical Powers to Teleport You Back Out Alive
2	2 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Dreams From Former Employees
2	2 Vote	I Quit My Job Interview With Josh, Who Is a Supercell Thunderstorm?
2	2 Vote	When the World Need a Kale Stripper?
2	2 Vote	People Who Take a Joyride on the Pulpit
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Makes Out With Me to Tears
2	2 Vote	Monologue: Paula Cole Still Wonders Where All the Maddening Soft Sexism in Your 20s

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