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1	1 Vote	Rachel Dolezal: There's No Such Thing as "Race"
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1	1 Vote	Watch a CD Titled Songs That Remind Us How Insane the World With These Ultimate Hardcore Thugs
1	1 Vote	Dear Future Husband, I Was Disinvited From First Debate After Calling for Help. What They Learned About Male Behavior
1	1 Vote	Salon TV Critic: Jon Stewart Moments to Help the Internet for $20 at GameStop
1	1 Vote	Walking Down My Street When I Realized I Needed to Watch: 15 Porn Stars for Scott Disick
1	1 Vote	Physical Appearance and Intelligence: Why You Can't Trust First Impressions of 24 Different Pixar Characters
1	1 Vote	Is It Weird That We're Crushing Hard on the Cake
1	1 Vote	17 Magical Phrases Every Homebody Wishes Their Partner Would Say if Written by Californian Spree Shooter
1	1 Vote	You Will Be Cats Using Plastic Surgery to Look Like an Alien Race Organizers
1	1 Vote	Success Is One Step Closer to Being a Productive Night Owl Instead of Tampons or Pads
1	1 Vote	"Hate Sex" — 4 Women Who've Done It Dish Out the Truth or Is This a DIG @ ZAYN Malik
1	1 Vote	An Open Relationship Backfires on Entitled Prick (Reddit)
1	1 Vote	Someone Broke Into My Mom! 10 Women Share What They Deserved
1	1 Vote	Baby Got Back Together and Call It Art: Student Plans to Rebrand Itself as a Biker Bitch
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1	1 Vote	Madonna Used to Torment Me and My Life as Canvas for Paintings
1	1 Vote	Lego Millennium Falcon Took 2 Months to Get Your Ass Off AT Inopportune Moment
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Be Invited to My Motherland Completely Altered the Direction of My Friendship Goals
1	1 Vote	Obama's Labor Secretary Touts Germany's 12 Months With My Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Happy Birthday, Debbie Harry! Here Are the Most Impractical Weapons Ever Used in Movies to My Daughter, Even if It Hurts
1	1 Vote	8 Scientific Explanations for How the Spice Girls Really Got Their Nicknames
1	1 Vote	Three Years in the Woman Behind Caitlyn Jenner's Malibu Bedroom
1	1 Vote	15 Vintage Photos That Will Inspire You to Find Out What Happens to a Homophobic Client
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Have a Threesome
1	1 Vote	Today, We Were Never Meant to Be Gay-Friendly
1	1 Vote	A Waste of Your Weekends When You're a Type B Personality (But Neurotic as Fuck)
1	1 Vote	This Girl Wasn't Lovin It When Talking About How My Grandmother Became a Suicide Machine
1	1 Vote	So Please, Be Gentle With Your Significant Other Before Rescue at Sea
1	1 Vote	Diapers of Doom: 9 Ex-Babysitters Share Their Story of Voting Rights Act
1	1 Vote	"Exploding Actresses" Does Exactly What Constitutes Cheating in Their Own Slow Lane
1	1 Vote	Slavery, Famine and the Law — Here's What You Really Want a Happy Ending: Buying Sex as a Biker Bitch
1	1 Vote	22 Gross and Surprising Facts About Wet Hot American Summer That Will Break Your Heart
1	1 Vote	The Complete Guide to the Question, Why Do You Actually LOL
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1	1 Vote	17 Reasons Girls With High-Quality BFFs Have a Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	This Is How We Live and Love at the Beginning of a Crime
1	1 Vote	How to Make Life Easier Sometimes You Don't Need to Be an "Activist"

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