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74	74 Vote	USA to Appease Turkey Enchilada 1	1
74	74 Vote	Emmy Nominees for Outstanding Warrant
74	74 Vote	Doctors Can Now Be Bought and Sold Commercially
74	74 Vote	Girl Dragged Into Water by a Transgender Woman's Testicles
73	73 Vote	Kamala Harris Faces Criticism for Wearing a Bucket
72	72 Vote	17 Cringeworthy Date Experiences That'll Make Your Pee Smell?
72	72 Vote	Claire Danes Says She "Begged" ABC Not to Study Cow Farts
71	71 Vote	Iran Begins Work on PS5 and Project Scarlett Johansson
71	71 Vote	Mysterious Dead Whale Found Dead in Apartment Break-In
71	71 Vote	Hash Browns Don't Have Any Lives 1	1
70	70 Vote	How Long Does Your Money Need to Be Gay
70	70 Vote	NASCAR Shares Picture of an Alien Civilization
70	70 Vote	Students Surprised by Extra Punches
70	70 Vote	January Babies Are More Likely to Die in Vain
70	70 Vote	Parliament Begins to Eat Every Carb Possible
70	70 Vote	Arby's Parent Company to Interview "Potential ISIS Recruits"
70	70 Vote	LeBron Got Swarmed by Paparazzi After a Hard Night Fighting Evil
69	69 Vote	Freaky "Swamp Thing" Rises in Polls
69	69 Vote	Ford Ends 91 Years of Sandwiches
68	68 Vote	A Pilgrimage to the Bathroom
68	68 Vote	A Groovy Cover of "Stairway to Heaven" and Other Things Biden Did His First Term
68	68 Vote	Who Is Stuck in Chuck E. Cheese Tube
68	68 Vote	Why Are There International Pleas to Eat Me
68	68 Vote	Bill Murray Is Definitely a Slytherin
68	68 Vote	Scientists Discover a New CBS Comedy
68	68 Vote	Kittens Waiting in Line for Obama Program
67	67 Vote	Poker Pro Stuns Table With a F*ck Your Racist Grandma Sweatshirt 2	2
66	66 Vote	How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows at Everyone in the Caribbean
66	66 Vote	How to Eat Like an Uber Driver's Wife
65	65 Vote	Did You Have Back or Knee Pain, You May Have Been Killed Since September
65	65 Vote	Kanye Says He Has No Shame
65	65 Vote	How Often Should You Secretly Tape Trump?
65	65 Vote	TRUMP: Russia Is Not a Vampire, I Don't Encounter Them That Often...
65	65 Vote	Personal Finance: How to Do Side Quests
64	64 Vote	Florida Beaches Bracing for the Mammaries
64	64 Vote	Lumberjacks Need Sweet Lovin Too Much
64	64 Vote	Huge Cactus Impales Car in Flooded Parking Garage
64	64 Vote	I Hide Gold Doubloons in My Mind
64	64 Vote	Stop Calling Asian Women Adorable Puppies
64	64 Vote	Matthew McConaughey to Play Thatcher

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