Headline Smasher

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3,825 smashes / 6,976 upvotes / smashed from 9,149 real headlines

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Most Popular Smashes

67	67 Vote	I Tried This Vibrator Shaped Like a Witch \| EDITORIAL CARTOON
66	66 Vote	No One Is Using Pineapple Pizza to Explain High Drug Prices
66	66 Vote	Boy, 5, and Grandmother Die in the MATRIX
65	65 Vote	Los Angeles Man Dies After Being Frozen for 24,000 Years in Prison
64	64 Vote	Microsoft Is Selling Blood for Big Bucks
63	63 Vote	If You Do Enough Ketamine, You Might Piss Blood Vessel
62	62 Vote	Dr. Anthony Fauci, Face of Prada Beauty
62	62 Vote	Opinion: Smells Like Farts
61	61 Vote	Woman Claims She Can Talk to Your Toothbrush
60	60 Vote	Weed Has Only Until 2030 to Stem Catastrophic Climate Change, Health Care, Taxes, and Tariffs
55	55 Vote	This Ice Cream Is Meant to Taste Like a Duck's Face (And It Rocks)
55	55 Vote	I Had Herpes for Two Years (YIKES!)
54	54 Vote	Taliban Leader Linked to Increased Death Risk 1	1
54	54 Vote	17 Homemade Layer Cakes You'll Want to Vomit
53	53 Vote	Daily Horoscope: June 20, 2021 Is a Racial Slur
53	53 Vote	Confused Trump Supporters Had to Be Eradicated
52	52 Vote	This 72-Year-Old Takes Wacky, Wonderful Photos of Sex Abuse
51	51 Vote	AC/DC Back in Porn, Baby!
51	51 Vote	So Far, Clever Puns Are Not True
50	50 Vote	Elon Musk Said He Worked the Coal Mines, Was Shot Yesterday 1	1
49	49 Vote	My Date With a Spoon
46	46 Vote	Airbnb to Ban Former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke
46	46 Vote	A Baby Is Born to the Gravedigger 1	1
45	45 Vote	"Glow" Finally Gives Its Characters Space to Grapple With the Scented Taste of Each Others Inner Thighs 2	2
39	39 Vote	How Drone Technology Is Helping to Fix Pakistan's Child Marriage Problem
38	38 Vote	Anger as Poland Plans Law That Does Nothing
38	38 Vote	At&T Homepage Mistakenly Warns Users of a Turtle
36	36 Vote	We Don't Have to Stream When You Mix Xanax and Alcohol?
36	36 Vote	Trump Denies That the Studio Is Redesigning Him
35	35 Vote	Maximize the Humor in Your Own Mother's Murder Probe
35	35 Vote	A Wild Ride Out of This Blouse
35	35 Vote	Yo, He Looks as Creepy as You'd Imagine Dragons
33	33 Vote	Decent Coffee Will Be Buried Next to Marilyn Monroe
32	32 Vote	The Taliban Captured Lots of Lightsabers
31	31 Vote	WWII Vet Who Raised $36 Million for a Living Sucks
30	30 Vote	Ben Kingsley Will Return — as a Tree, Scientists Reveal
28	28 Vote	Captain America: New World Order Will Test Your Own Masturbator
28	28 Vote	"Annette" Is a Shitpost
27	27 Vote	Elf on a Massive Scale
26	26 Vote	The Rock Joins His Mom in a Hole

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