Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
800	800 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
372	372 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Pencil
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
482	482 Vote	Orange Is the New Hitler 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
580	580 Vote	Princess Peach Will Kill US All 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
610	610 Vote	Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons 1	1
387	387 Vote	Nintendo Unveils the iPhone 1	1
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3

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