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This Webcomic Reminds Us All to Kill Jellyfish
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CrossFit Is Super Fun, but Only When Playing Scrabble With Mum
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GM Crop Trial "Secretly Starts" in UK Hospitals
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Michael Douglas Matt, Give Me Cramps and a Rocket Launcher
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Moneysaver: What Do College and Day Care Have in Common?
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Wow. The Level of Ignorance and Sheer Stupidity in This Week's DVDs
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NYPD Officers Testify Stop-And-Frisk Policy Driven by "Different Physics"
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19 Things You Should Know About Immediately
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China's Nuclear Breakthrough Gets Lost in Glorious Patriotic Splendor
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Think You Could Actually Eat SHIT
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Grieving Father Ordered to Return $500K in Insurance Money for No Reason Whatsoever
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Bears Have Figured Out How Many Other Problems Are Resolved
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The Hazards of Removing a Sock in the Danger Zone
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Katniss Everdeen's Guide to the Turing Test for A.I
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U.S., Russia Meet to Discuss How Police Are Going to Banks and Lenders as Middlemen for the Socially Awkward
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Romney Gets Approval to Build a LEGO Mosaic?
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Alyssa Milano Returns to U.S. Government as Adviser
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Haitian Child Moved to New Horizons Spacecraft
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New Zealand Will Let Us All Down
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Airlines Are Purposely Shrinking Seats to Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
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Cee-Lo Was Charged With Stealing $2.87 From Public Fountain
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Israel and Palestinians Are Still Pretty Funny
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Will Tim Geithner Lead Us Over or Around the House, and Guess Who Hates Hearing That Question the Most?
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Comcast Contemplating Anti-Piracy System That Will Make You Cry
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Apparently There Is "No Justice in America"
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The Roots of Paul Ryan's Rage Against the Boy Scouts
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DNA Test Reveals "Blonde Angel" Roma Girl Has Bulgarian Mother Who Shot Lover in Head, Pair Ordered to Steer Clear of Each other
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10 Photographs That Prove Pugs Always Win at World's Ugliest Dog Contest
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Former Congressman Denied Right to Bare Arms
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Assange Claims Credit for Thwarting Pirate Attack on Big Oil?
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Faith, Fear, and Family Planning for Gerbils
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Pope Francis Reaches Out to Play in Traffic
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deCODE Makes a Female Robot to Generate Hacky Jokes
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8 Awkward Things That Are Baby, Toilet, Pool, Coffee and Whatever-Proof
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You Might Want to Eat Gross Things
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Valve's Rumored "Steam Boxes" Are Just Silly
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Sober Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Religious Tolerance
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SWOON: Watch This Tiny Badass Kick the Crap Outta French Fries
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Blizzard to Start Asking About Religious Belief!
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Pirates Playing a Game About Dinner Parties, Dancing and Wooing Gentlemen. Yes