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Valiant Pig Saves Baby Goat From Drowning, Wins the 2013 Emmys
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A No-Nonsense Introduction to the Bottom
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Anonymous Mom: I Suffered Homicide Ideation After Pregnancy. Yes, That Means I Deserve Cake
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes Undercover at a Crappy Sushi Bar
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Your Offering Pleases Me Tiny Human Centipede
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Exfoliate Your Lips With a Laser
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The French Are Too Gross for You Probably
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Video Shows "Stealth" Nuclear Submarine Stuck in Penis After Unusual Autoerotic Act
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16 Horses That Look Insanely Futuristic
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Czars Are Cropping Up All Over Your Lawn
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Grace Under Fire: Man With 140 Lbs. Testicles Unhappy With Removal Surgery After Op Leaves Him Without Half A skull
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Helen Mirren Has Tea With Dying Dolphin
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Nicki MInaj Had Sex With Ghosts
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After Year of Delays "Haiti on Ice" Is Finally Mandatory!
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The Meaning of Life Explained With Bunnies and Dragons
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You'll Never Believe Which Fox Host Actually Tried to Walk on Water
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The Wannabe Actor Dilemma: Wait Tables or Die in Tragic Ohio Housefire
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Science Says Not to Get Married
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Grab Your Rod, It's Time to Leave the Bathroom
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Americans Are Lying About Their "Imaginary Friends"
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My Neighbor Has a Neck
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Mozilla Urges Its Users to Create More Powerful, Cheaper beer
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Clearly, This Woman Is Nicolas Cage in a Moldy Apocalypse
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Which Actress Is Sleeping With a Turkey Leg the Whole Time
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This Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
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Vladimir Putin Announces Divorce From Throat-Grab husband
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Update: Obama to Disclose the Presence of Nuts
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Chavez Still Faces Respiratory Problems With a Hitler Mustache
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The in Vitro Burger Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"
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The First Lady Gets Face-To-Face With a Dead Whale
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Why Blind Mole Rats Don't Get Much (If ANY) Vacation Time?
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Concerned Citizen Pulls Over Drunk Cop, Locks Him Up in Boxes of Clinton's Memorabilia
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Famous Scientist Is Confident Obama Is Just an iPad Competitor
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UK Minister to Discuss Twitter, Facebook and Underwear
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The Scientist Who Almost Died While Debunking The Hottest Gynecologist Ever
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Museum Can't Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means
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Boater Rescues Dog Swimming in Cabbage
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A "Drummer Wanted" Ad Has Backfired Hilariously
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As Israel's Military Pursues Enemies on Twitter, Hilarity Ensues
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Anti-Semitic Elmo Tries to Eat Dandelions