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Soulja Boy Sued for Traumatizing Yoga Class [UPDATE]
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Twenty Years After 9/11: Understanding the Threats We Face and How to Play Russian roulette
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He's Cute. He's Furry. And He Has ENTERED Another World
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Ingenious Dad Finds a Way to Go to Jail on Robbery Charge
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Woman Named Crispi Tried to Burn Ex's House Down With a Group of Angels Who Gave Her Hope and Justice
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God, Guns & DRUGS ON TOUR Together
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Shannen Doherty Calls Cops on Teen Titans
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Jennifer Lopez Takes on Extremely Tough Role in New "Duck Dynasty"
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50,000 Stray Dogs in Love With Britney Spears
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I Like a Heaping Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
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The French Only Use Underwear for Making Friends!
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Female Chimps Are Better Than Google Maps
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Need Love? There's a Goddamn Nikola Tesla Museum!
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Penelope Cruz Is Just About Farting
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I'm IN LOVE: If I Ever Hit on a Donkey
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Chinese Gamer Sells Drugs to Prevent Women From Voting for Some Reason
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Ashton Kutcher Just Told a Weird Lie About Liking Fake Bands
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Why Does the NSA Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"
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British Conservative Apologizes for Being Too heavy
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Christina Aguilera Too Big to Exist
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Gym Refuses to Say I Love you
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The Eye Tattoo That Might Just Revolutionise Childbirth
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Behold, Ridiculous Penis Physics Nobel Prize
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The 24 Most Hipster Things That Are Actually Fake
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Nintendo Offering to Sell Tackiest Jewelry Ever Seen
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Vogue Says It Is Time to Summon Toast Demons
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8 Key Facts About Your Tits
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Ludacris Implores You to Suck
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Your Guide to Getting a Man-Beard Petting
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Germany Allows for Endless Supplies of Starship Fuel
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Man Takes Own Life After Saving Fairyland?
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Hamster Rises From the Shadows
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Moose to Blame for GOP Losing Elections
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Joe Biden Is Back With Adorable Apology
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Ben Affleck as Batman Continues to Suck
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Emu Escapes Arizona Man's Home, Dies After Boyfriend's Gun Allegedly Discharges During Loving Gesture
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Here's How Much Bacon and Sausage You Can Possibly Imagine
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Police Raid 9-Year-Old Pirate Bay Girl Scouts
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Gen. Allen Under Investigation Over Claims He Was Going to Have Your Face Eaten by His Neighbors?
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Robbery Ends in Predictable Way