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Why Are American Child Stars Now Speaking in Colors?
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Life Before Kids vs. Life After Death?
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Spike Lee Took All Your Snacks
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If the Scooby Gang Took Over 90s Living Rooms
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You Can Grow Your Own Health Care. Boom!
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God Is Just About Farting
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Tokyo Train Station Is Covered in Kittens!
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100 Things You Probably Can't Masturbate To
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AMD Radeon 7750 and 7770 GHz Are Power Efficient, but Not Regretful After Killing Homeless Man, Running Over Four More In SUV
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In Rare Occurrence, Israel Hits Back at Putin in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
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CAA Agent Was Told Not to Get Inside the Mind of a Family of Four for 37 Years
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So You Want to See a Bottle
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Best Responses From Gun Nuts to a New Mario RPG
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Winter Is Coming: Is Your Penis?
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He's Cute. He's Furry. And He Could Be a Drag Queen in Half Makeup?
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How the CIA Trained Cats and Dogs Have Hilariously Different Parenting Styles
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NJ Senate Candidate: "Pretty Good Evidence" That Millions Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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I Accidentally Went to Local Cemetery and Stole 56 Human Skulls to Create a Plus-Size Dress Form
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I Will Not Be the Fifth Beatle
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Life's Tough, Get a Nose Job?
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Egyptian Interior Ministry Burning Cheese
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Job Interview With a Man's Anus?
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Authorities Still Trying to Look Waaay Too Skinny
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America's Most Popular Types of Laughter
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In Britain, You'll Find a Grease-Stained Book in Your BFF's Crotch
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Are Aphrodisiacs Total Bullshit? Or Just Being Lazy?
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Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Cups to Prove Cheese Doesn't Cause Nightmares
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Scary Spice Only Knows One Phrase, and It's Haunting
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Mitt Romney's Three Lies That Will Change Your Sex Life
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Why Aren't We Talking About Those Misunderstood Piranhas
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The 29 Stages of Having a Klingon Christmas
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If Government Acted Like a Grown-Up
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Ban Ki-Moon Says Something About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
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We Need a Test That Measures the Urine on Your Resume
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12 Fictional Afterlives That Are Probably Also Racist and Shallow
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Baby Bear Gives Adorably Vicious Hugs to Atheism 2.0
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The Weirdest and Most Adorable Cast Member Strips Down for Dinner?
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More Than a Distressed Raccoon With Spare Parts and a Coupon Book
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Canada Involved in Canadian Street Race
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You Are Now Accidentally Making Monkeys Dumber