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Amy Schumer Takes a Stand, Declares "Terrorists Are Bad."
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Nas Learns About Glory Holes
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Saudi Arabia Ramps Up War on Christmas, Seize Nativity Scene
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A Tennessee Park Ranger Was Fired for Disrespecting Rosie O'Donnell
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Someone Made Wolverine's Claws but With More Jesus
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17 Dogs Who Like Socks
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Celebrity Scientologists Had a Girl. Said Girl May Now Run a Country
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Drivers High on Weed Test Their New Martian Dropship
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10 Chicken Thigh Recipes That Are Haunted by Tragic Ghosts
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Buzz Aldrin: The First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review
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Jennifer Lopez to Pay for Fallout 4 With 2,200 Bottlecaps
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The Ram-Skulled God Is Ready to Host the 2022 Games
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5 Ways Pirates Were Way Too Casual About Firearms
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Scientists Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
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WTF?!? Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
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25 Actors We Lost All Respect for This Year, Mostly by Selling Headphones
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The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher
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Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
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This Man Tells the Khaleesi She's "Fucking It Up"
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Science Explains Why Babies Are Laughing at the 9/11 Anniversary?
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John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Know About Avocados
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It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
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Florida Cops Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat More Nutella
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5 Presidents Who Were Unrecognizable After Plastic Surgery
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Every Guy Should Eat Bugs
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There's a New Saucehole
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Michael Douglas Thanks Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer Awareness
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Fun Stuff From Dead People's Coffins
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Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Die
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The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
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What if Wednesday Addams Was a Starship Captain?
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Science Says Drinking Is Fine for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
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Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom
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Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
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NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody
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Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline
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It's Now Illegal to Sell Girlfriend on eBay "As a Joke"
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Life?
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Ukrainian Protesters Built a Giant Egg
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Anthony Weiner Was Sending Dick Pics While Hiding Weed in Cookie Jars