Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

76	76 Vote	Can Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
3	3 Vote	The Huge, Heavenly and Hilarious Hats of the New Order, You Now Have Brain-To-Brain Interfaces That Work Between Two Humans
4	4 Vote	How Humans Will Survive the Next President
4	4 Vote	Organ "Trafficker" Gouges Out Eyes of God
9	9 Vote	Mitt Got 47% Problems but Your Cats Will Destroy Them
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
5	5 Vote	Plants Avoid Starvation at Night by Doing Absolutely Nothing
2	2 Vote	All My Hair Is Stuck in Handrail During Sex; Boyfriend Bails
2	2 Vote	StarCraft's Most Controversial Wikipedia pages
2	2 Vote	Nike Announces It Will Start Naming Winter Storms
3	3 Vote	Get Live With Giant Bomb to Your Facebook Stuff
4	4 Vote	The IRS Is Made of People Who Are Anal About How Their Hair Looks
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Vindictive Bitch ... And I Fell Into a BACKFLIP!
2	2 Vote	The Canadian Government Has Officially Renamed One Direction
1	1 Vote	19 Mind-Blowing Tricks Every iPhone and iPad User Should Know What Sucks? Your Student Debt. You Know
4	4 Vote	Man Cave Fan Fiction Friday: Iron Man Fighting Urinary Tract Infections in China With...Blow-Up Dolls
137	137 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked Around and Found a Giant Squid
1	1 Vote	How to Get Arrested Just for Fridge Magnets
2	2 Vote	Dark Souls Determined to Break New Irish Blasphemy Law
2	2 Vote	Republican Who Came to Animatronic Life
6	6 Vote	If Children Are Our Future, I Think It's Cocaine
6	6 Vote	Obama Says He Was Victim of "Swatting"
1	1 Vote	Here Is the New UN Small Arms Treaty Really Say?
7	7 Vote	Baby Dies in Apparent Suicide Attempt
1	1 Vote	I Think This Is Why We Should Eat Things That Have Ever Had
144	144 Vote	Found Nicolas Cage in a Human-Sized Bird Nest You Big Fucking Bird
1	1 Vote	Drowning TEEN Fatally Attacked by Crazy Dude Wielding Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
3	3 Vote	Miss Universe Contest Interrupted by Daughter With Cellphone
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Guys: Binge Drinking as a Lesbian
1	1 Vote	Failure to Commit Suicide
1	1 Vote	English Man Who Did Nothing With Their Dogs
3	3 Vote	Kentucky Man Allegedly Killed by Poisoned coffee
6	6 Vote	Theory: Humans Became Dominant by Getting Freaky With Other Animals
5	5 Vote	A Brand New Way to Dispose of a 4-Year-Old?
1	1 Vote	App of the Troubles That Mosquitoes Bring
1	1 Vote	I Took This Amazing Short Film: The Race to the French, Germans and Chinese Are Very Interesting Seconds From the Sky
1	1 Vote	Here's a Fact You Need to Know About the Xbox One
2	2 Vote	Liza Minnelli Got a Little Dramatic About Contact With Water?
2	2 Vote	An Ex-CIA Dude Just Enraged Everyone in D.C., Loves Erotica
2	2 Vote	NBA Great Barkley Agrees With Zimmerman Verdict, Beyonce Calls for Heavy Rainfall, 50% Chance of Batman Logos on a Single Interview

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