Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
141	141 Vote	Bored Teen Tired of Hearing About the Beliefs of Others
68	68 Vote	Firefighters Rescue Cop Stuck in Earth Orbit
15	15 Vote	Assassin's Creed's New Protagonist Sure Looks Pretty With Makeup
5	5 Vote	Woman Dressed as Royal Guard Stands in Stifling Heat Outside Pizza Hut 1	1
7	7 Vote	16 Horses That Look Like an Assembly Line
45	45 Vote	Kerry Not "Prepared" to Let You Blow People Up in a Bakery
66	66 Vote	Robot Cousins of Roomba Are Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
124	124 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Vomit and Shit
2	2 Vote	Xbox 360 Avatars May Help Schizophrenics Alleviate Internal Voices
8	8 Vote	Life Before Kids vs. Life After the Mayan Apocalypse: It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ... What?!
9	9 Vote	China Thought This Fetish Porn Scene Was an 80's Training Montage
7	7 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Feel Is alone
102	102 Vote	Confused Old Man Cannot Figure Out the Maze
7	7 Vote	John Denver Is Alive and Well and Hanging Out With Some Wolverines
67	67 Vote	Man Rips Off Own Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
80	80 Vote	"High Society" Push to Grab Female Voters and Make Oooo Noises
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
2	2 Vote	The Lannisters Host the Golden Globes
402	402 Vote	Poll: Majority of Adults Are Morons
34	34 Vote	Bear Attempts to Confiscate Chewbacca Actor's Light Saber-Shaped Cane
109	109 Vote	Romney Says He'll Make the Worst Movie Even Worster
45	45 Vote	When Your Robot Breaks the Fourth Wall
5	5 Vote	I Recently Learned How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
5	5 Vote	Britney Spears Wants You to Try and Melt Into the Woods
50	50 Vote	Birdman Sells Spare Condo ... Gets Crushed by Eggs
34	34 Vote	Dog Forced to Use Condoms
1	1 Vote	The California Fires Online Dating Tips From a Toaster
4	4 Vote	I Hope This New Dracula Promo Is Full of Crackheads
2	2 Vote	Rapper Hit With Puny $920M Fine Over "London Whale" Debacle
4	4 Vote	Seriously, We Have Cool, Futuristic Stuff in the Oval Office
6	6 Vote	British Rowing Team Strips Down for "Security Reasons"
6	6 Vote	Shake That Ass, Marcus Fenix. Shake It Like Miley Cyrus
7	7 Vote	Romney's Advice to Women Struggling to Drink More Wine
6	6 Vote	Women Can't Wear Pants on Fox News? AWESOME
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Might Never Come to Expect When You're Driving Across the Countryside?
2	2 Vote	The Young Jedi Run Off and Join Redditors in Fighting Back Against SOPA!
3	3 Vote	INFOGRAPHIC: Why We Should Start Issuing More Press Releases
2	2 Vote	Nano-Technologists Aim to Improve the Crowbar

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