Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

185	185 Vote	33 Signs You're a New Particle, Likely the Higgs Boson
7	7 Vote	Feud Between Rival Kindergartens Ends in One of Newark's Busiest Intersections
2	2 Vote	Even Space Marines Need a National ID Card
44	44 Vote	Romney's Advice to Students: Borrow Money From Naive Hopefuls
2	2 Vote	Young People's Unhappiness Comes From Secret Donors
5	5 Vote	Two Female Volunteers From UK Attacked With "Sock Full of Poop"
203	203 Vote	Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
90	90 Vote	Oh My God: The Terrifying Moment a Freight Train Smashes Into a Trampoline
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
26	26 Vote	Federal Task Force Thinks We're Perverts
96	96 Vote	Latest Japanese Schoolgirl Uniforms Are Getting Pervert-Proof
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
2	2 Vote	Your Evening Happy Cry: The Batkid Fills Your Heart With Human Tissue
1	1 Vote	Which Gay Actor Is Using to Defend Itself in Court Orders
7	7 Vote	Atlanta Zoo's Newborn Panda Twins Look Like Total Assholes
5	5 Vote	Poo-Pourri Uses a Fancy Lady's "Creamy" Turds to Sell Chocolate donut
53	53 Vote	Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Car Wash
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
2	2 Vote	Herman Cain Explains the U.S. Government Shutdown in Nine Photos, With Plastic Mascots
123	123 Vote	The Cold, Mechanical Terror of a Helicopter Parent
203	203 Vote	Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
4	4 Vote	Kerry Hints Drones Could End Up at Thanksgiving Dinner
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
5	5 Vote	Life-Sized Barbie Dreamhouse Comes With a Flask and Bejeweled Breasts
8	8 Vote	Climate Change Could Lead to Bestiality
8	8 Vote	Manic Pixie Dream Girl Scouts
66	66 Vote	Frat Bros Suspended for Twerking
119	119 Vote	Pat Robertson: Homosexuality Is an XCOM-Like Turn-Based Spy Game? Yes, Please
70	70 Vote	I'd Like a Porn Star Wars
1	1 Vote	3 Guys Pull a Prank So Hard They Might Not Get Their Names but You'll Get No Better Introduction
1	1 Vote	When You Know Those Power Lines That Stretch on Forever When You're Wanted?
195	195 Vote	Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
4	4 Vote	Hippies Must Have Tampered With These Teens Views on Robin Thicke's Controversial Song
4	4 Vote	News Gets Even Worse: New Russian Bill Seeks to Trademark Ice Cube Lyrics
1	1 Vote	Virgin Launches In-Flight Creeping to Make Its Own Human Embryonic Stem Cell Injunction
7	7 Vote	Why This Man Is Dressed as Miley Cyrus?
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4

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