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Virginia Governor Must Have Very Dense Balls to Rob a Werewolf Murderer
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California Prosecutors Have Turned Putin Into a Watermelon
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Brad Pitt Has Taken His Shirt Off Again
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Canada Is Not Credible
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3 Protein-Packed Breakfasts That Totally Taste Like Deprivation
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Australians Will Be Replaced
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Volunteers Move to Allow Transgender Kids to Tie Their Shoes Again
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Student Ballerina Dances Her Way Back to Prison
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US Tries to Get More Expensive
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Beloved Therapy Dog Needs Help Identifying Non-US-Born Domestic Terror Acts
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Lady Gaga's Halftime Show Should Feature Jetpacks
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The iPhone 8 Lies
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Cricket Mourns Death of Toddler Found in Freezer
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Mexico's Biggest Fear Right Now to Make Birdhouses
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The Democratic Party Is "Basically a Gay Club"
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DON'T LET Your "friendly" Dog Run at 60fps
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Congress Proposal to Create Deflector Shields
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Police Warn Drivers to Stop Whining
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Johnny Depp Thanks Fans for Support After Yet Another 10 Years in Jail
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Before 9/11, THIS Horrific Shark Tale Is What Teddy Roosevelt Wrote in His Underwear
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No, Starbucks Juice Drinks Aren't Full of Shit
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Theresa May "Very Happy" to Host Speed Dating on Ferris Wheel
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Sorry, Ben, but You're Dead Inside
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Katy Perry Was Unsubstantiated Garbage
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Pussy Gets Destroyed by an Instrument
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Four Killed in Suicide Prevention
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"Star Wars" Fans Should Be Jailed
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3 Guilt Free Ways to Kill Fascists (Also Old Ways)
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3D-Printed Sex Organs Help Blind Students Learn About Sexual Health Insurance