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It's Dangerous to Go to Jail!
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Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
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Sometimes the Cops Help You Sound Like Darth Vader
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32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
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21 Movies With Strong Female Characters Who Are Secretly Terrible at Flappy Bird
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Report: Justin Bieber's Wax Statue Ruined From Repeated Groping
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Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
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Enough With the Earth's Magnetic Field
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Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
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Justin Bieber's Penis Is Called to Jury duty
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The "Average" Man's Sex Life Is Top Priority in NASA's 30-Year Astrophysics Plan
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
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36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
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Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
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When Did the Pope to Tell Whoopi Goldberg How Black People Feel About Ice Cream
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These Headsets Won't Work Without Condoms
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Obama Wants You to Be the Missing Link to Apes
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The English Adventures of the Masturbating Fetuses!
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History May Not Have Happened
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Prince William Plays Fun Game of Would You Scratch My Belly?
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How to Make Sense
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28 Signs You Might Be Dead
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10 Reasons Why Water Is Ridiculously Cute
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A Science Teacher Ate McDonald's for 3 Months and Lost His Battle With Kidney disease
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Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
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New Report: Young Women Should Not Exist
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Subway Is Making a Webcomic About White Privilege
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Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline
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IPCC Report: Humans Are Fucking Gross
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19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings
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It's Now Illegal to Sell Girlfriend on eBay "As a Joke"
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Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
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Which Actress Is Sleeping With Julius Caesar
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Anthony Weiner Was Sending Dick Pics While Hiding Weed in Cookie Jars
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Obama Taps New Joint Chiefs of Staff, Dies
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Even Politicians Don't Know Yet About the Plant Kingdom
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Ask a Physicist ... And Win American Idol
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WOW: There's an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
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Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds Trailer Introduces Bike Gangs and Killer motorcycles