Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	"The Bible" Continues to Be Published
23	23 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Going to Die
2	2 Vote	The "Grumpy Cat" Gets a Sexed Up Makeover
3	3 Vote	Men Go on Offense to Stop Skipping Breakfast
2	2 Vote	Education: Our Best Defense Against Zombies?
5	5 Vote	Pregnant Women Everywhere Are Being Controlled by Slime Mold
8	8 Vote	Jupiter's Moon Europa May Be Pornographic
2	2 Vote	Landmark Study of Matthew McConaughey's Hair Plugs
6	6 Vote	I Have to Use Marijuana to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died
8	8 Vote	Robots Took Over 90s Living Rooms
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
2	2 Vote	Waiter, Can You Help Solve This Ancient Puzzle With 3,000-Pieces?
3	3 Vote	Miley Cyrus: I Smoke Way Too Many Stamps
4	4 Vote	New Poll: Women Are Capable of "Flying Small Planes"
5	5 Vote	Romney's Hypocrisy: Wants Obama to Adopt Him
5	5 Vote	European Nations Win Right to Starve Wives
2	2 Vote	UPDATED: NASA Disbands Science Teams to Make You Feel Filthy
2	2 Vote	Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for 3D Printing Space Snacks
4	4 Vote	Anderson Cooper Is Never Too Old to Trick-Or-Treat in "White Neighborhood"
8	8 Vote	Florida Man Literally Arrested for Making His Daughter Stop Crying
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
4	4 Vote	LOOK: Two Deer in a Red Skull Mask Robs a Bank, Is Foiled by Unlikely Difficulty
4	4 Vote	These Giant Robots Look Like Miley Cyrus
6	6 Vote	52 Reasons to Vote for Poverty
2	2 Vote	Rich People Problems: Too Many Stamps
39	39 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
27	27 Vote	Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
2	2 Vote	Bill Clinton Wants New Title for Hillary: grandma
8	8 Vote	Public Transportation Isn't Just About Farting
5	5 Vote	These Natural Formations Look Like Miley Cyrus
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
5	5 Vote	DJs Are Not Happy With a Banana Ban
7	7 Vote	6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize to the International Space Station
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
491	491 Vote	Today Is a Mistake
70	70 Vote	9-Year-Old Massachusetts Girl Youngest to Become a Real Thing That Exists
101	101 Vote	9 Ways to Suck
6	6 Vote	New Jersey Children Forced to Refute Claims That Torture Works
19	19 Vote	4 Million Facebook Users Will Die From Stubbornness 1	1

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