Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
197	197 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Scared
6	6 Vote	Tigers Brutally Maul Snowmen, Look Adorable in the "War on Christmas" Bullshit
73	73 Vote	How Do You Have a Baby?
107	107 Vote	Shark Dies After It Kills 7,500 Birds
109	109 Vote	A Volcano Has Erupted in Applause
7	7 Vote	Browns Score Six Points With Their Fists
83	83 Vote	Wow, Here's a Lion Getting Its Teeth Cleaned by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
8	8 Vote	The Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Pets
6	6 Vote	Sexy Skeleton Models Are Easily the Best Hangover Cure. UM, DUH
100	100 Vote	Google Has Built an Actual Thing
56	56 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had No Idea
80	80 Vote	Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
25	25 Vote	Some Guy Inserted Himself Into a Lizard
395	395 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Synthetic Human Cadaver
221	221 Vote	Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Food!
8	8 Vote	Kangaroos Are Actually Kind of Hate Groups
74	74 Vote	Tony Romo Was Tony Romo, Until He Was Hacked
67	67 Vote	NASA Sends Mona Lisa to the Grave
7	7 Vote	This Might Help You Beat Up Hentai Characters
7	7 Vote	Canada Moves to Kill Trayvon Martin
5	5 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Got Married Atop a Seahorse's Head Banging
56	56 Vote	We're Teaching Kids About When Mommy Goes To prison
8	8 Vote	How I Met Your Dad Proves That Hollywood Is Really Going All Out With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo
15	15 Vote	WATCH: Lindsay Lohan to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
21	21 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Heartwarming, Tearful Tribute to His Feet
89	89 Vote	Mitt Romney Addresses Women Problem: Just Wait Until You Die
155	155 Vote	Scientists Edge Closer to World Domination
17	17 Vote	Bro Pranks the Sh*t Out of Iraq's Abu Ghraib jail
186	186 Vote	So My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
62	62 Vote	We'll Take One Monster Phallus
158	158 Vote	22 Artists Who NEED to Die: Part 1
8	8 Vote	The O.J. Tape: More Than Half of 1% of Americans Finding Out They Can Fly
8	8 Vote	Grab Your Rod, It's Time to Leave the Bathroom
143	143 Vote	EuroVision Star Becomes Voice of Smurfette, Dies at 116
166	166 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of My Pants
310	310 Vote	What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
55	55 Vote	The President, in His Tighty Whities?
15	15 Vote	Women Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand
246	246 Vote	Psst. There Are Wizards Afoot 1	1

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