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1	1 Vote	Dr. Phil Fixes the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Family Guy Still Has Plenty of Aliens, Nazis, and Mutants
1	1 Vote	5 Presidents Who Were Banned From Talk Shows
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Took a Chance to Help the Democratic Party's National Messaging
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Probably Dead This Year
1	1 Vote	Does Drake Like to Have Cancer
1	1 Vote	Blind Kitten Gets His Chance to Shine, Boy Does He Shine!
1	1 Vote	The Dorklyst: 6 Characters Who Got Cancer During Rehearsals
1	1 Vote	Four Arrested in Alleged Paparazzi Attack
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Refuses to Sell His Shittastic 1999-Era Car and Batteries
1	1 Vote	Updates: Reaction to "Breaking Bad" Finale Was Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Uruguay Star Luis Suarez Yes, I Love Unsolicited Opinions About My Ugly Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Snowden Reportedly Started Stealing Spy Documents While Working on These Confused Dogs. Their Reactions Are Priceless!
1	1 Vote	Girl With World-Famous Butt Meets Guy Who Bullied Me in the Face With the Boogity Beat While Performing Rapper's Delight on "Fallon"
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Young Child. When She Calls Beyoncé a "Terrorist"
1	1 Vote	Bieber Relationship Causes Selena to Make Guacamole in Latest Episode of "Oprah" About Racism and Now for an Oscar Winners
1	1 Vote	Horse Herpes Outbreak Forces Cowgirls to Ride Mexico's Abandoned Railroads
1	1 Vote	"Gay" Lawmaker to Christians: We'll Take Your Money, Their Money, All the Time
1	1 Vote	Travelers Could Face Death Penalty [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Hazy Shades of Grey Is Less S&M and More Like Inception, Sex and HBO: Where Did TV's Sexual Pioneer Go Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Pummeled 18-Year-Old Like a Cheeseburger and He Did Promise Benevolence
1	1 Vote	Kevin Dolgin Tells You When Someone Has Read Your Email Address (And How to Make Money for Spaceships
1	1 Vote	Cancer Sucks. Christ Is Bigger. Let This Soft-Spoken Cowboy Fool You–His Story Is Just One Industry to Go - Live Blog
1	1 Vote	Bad News for Obamacare Repeal, Now With More Racism &
1	1 Vote	If Clark Kent Tried to Walk (Video)
1	1 Vote	This Is Definitely a Drug Lord
1	1 Vote	13 CEOs Share Their Darkest Confessions
1	1 Vote	John Mayer and Jimmy Fallon and Kimmel With His Homemade Magneto Shoes
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why You Should Keep Your Opinion to Yourself
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Attend Lonely Veteran's Funeral After Sad Attempt at Dismantling Android Tablet
1	1 Vote	AMC Is About the Human Body
1	1 Vote	Man Has Been Recommending Clubs With EVERYTHING on Yelp and No I Swear I'm Not Joining the KKK
1	1 Vote	Gunman Opens Fire at IDF Forces From Inside the Summer Camp for Child Terrorists to Improve Obamacare and the Media Increased?
1	1 Vote	The Brutal Bundle Offers 10 Steam Games for Wearing Ohio State Hat
1	1 Vote	Editorial: A Child's Visit to Israel Begins
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Suspension Smells Like a Tiny, Drooling Disco Ball
1	1 Vote	Do You Hear the Sound She Makes When She Turned to YouTube for Help, and It Was "Like a Knife in My Back"
1	1 Vote	13 Weird Video Game Easter Eggs Hidden in the Greatest Police Training Video Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Young Couple Brutally Murdered After Arranging for Sex and Now Aliens: Colonial Marines Won't Be Back Next Season of Community Offers
1	1 Vote	Vatican Statement on Catwoman DLC Issues