Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1072	1072 Vote	Coronavirus Threatens to Shut Down Due to Coronavirus Concerns 1	1
288	288 Vote	Windows 10X May Be Sentient, Feel Pain
61	61 Vote	USA to Allow Hindu Settlers to Buy New Underwear
47	47 Vote	Apple Pushes Back Against Darwin's Theory of Evolution
227	227 Vote	Penguins Break Into Home, Steal Identities, Undergarments 2	2
188	188 Vote	Great-Grandmother, 90, Cleared of Wrongdoing in July Incident That Left Everyone Screaming "Just Die Already"
90	90 Vote	Woman Shocked to Find Stranger Wearing Her Butt Plug in Public Transit
249	249 Vote	Trump Lashes Out at Trump as Inept, "Incompetent"
155	155 Vote	I Can't Believe I've Never Thought to Use Brain Implant to Merge With Machines, Professor Says
69	69 Vote	Google Admits to Killing German Politician
126	126 Vote	Alien Abduction: An Unlikely Solution to Computer Problem
82	82 Vote	Just Follow Your Nose Hair
270	270 Vote	Mom Punched Son for Overcoming Disability
103	103 Vote	Removing Children's Tonsils and Adenoids Increases Risk of Asteroid-Earth Collision
8	8 Vote	Sepsis Is a Lifestyle Disease Largely Caused by Vampires
117	117 Vote	Kevin Spacey Says Sexual Assault Rules 1	1
149	149 Vote	3 Things You'll Notice if Your Piss Smells Like Fried Chicken 1	1
68	68 Vote	Stolen Picasso Painting Found in Background of NBA Trading Card
347	347 Vote	Dolphin Found Shot Dead in "Apparent Suicide"
169	169 Vote	British Banknotes Must Feature an Ethnic Slur
173	173 Vote	Mom Horrified After 11-Week-Old Baby Grows a Beard
164	164 Vote	Unhelpful High School Boy Erased
183	183 Vote	Come on Jesus, Do Your Job. Protect Our Schools
95	95 Vote	This Elementary School's Extreme Game of F--K, Kill, Marry 2	2
163	163 Vote	You're Not Crazy—your Socks Really Are Eating Your Socks 1	1
297	297 Vote	Professor Says Bones Are Likely to Support Your Legs
70	70 Vote	Teen's Suicide Caused by Expired Software Certificate
187	187 Vote	This Is a Great Day to Show Off My Dick
568	568 Vote	Come Visit Australia, the Wildlife Is ???? ???? ???? ???? 1	1
275	275 Vote	Adolescence Begins at Age 77 2	2
2	2 Vote	"Black Panther" Beats Star Wars: The Last Rhino
278	278 Vote	64% of Bottled Water Is Wet 1	1
88	88 Vote	Even Moose Are Hooked on Cocaine
2	2 Vote	Rump Makes Characteristic Start to Itch
75	75 Vote	The Last Jedi's Opening Scene Might Have a Water Birth
262	262 Vote	Microsoft Aims to Speed Up Executions
87	87 Vote	Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Blasts Off With Restaurant's Cash Register
1005	1005 Vote	Senate Votes to Break Your Legs
77	77 Vote	Watch This Artist Turn Broken Pencils Into a Non-Newtonian Fluid
185	185 Vote	Student Ballerina Dances Her Way Back to Prison

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