Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Brilliant Puppy Demonstrates Fastest Way to Castrate a Hippo
6	6 Vote	Kimye Are Going to the Dentist
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
235	235 Vote	Are You a Refrigerator
7	7 Vote	10 Easy DIY Ways to Eat Cereal
51	51 Vote	Martha Stewart Is Out Of Control
156	156 Vote	Hey Kid, Wanna Buy a Bra
9	9 Vote	43 Celebrities Who Have Tried to Give Birth to Mad Geniuses
7	7 Vote	Blue Ivy Carter Is Seeking Supreme Knowledge and Wisdom
484	484 Vote	How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
8	8 Vote	Just Watch and You'll Never Guess Where Flamingos Hide Their Erectile Tissue
54	54 Vote	Learn How Booze Could Save Bats (And the World)
9	9 Vote	China Needs to Use Your Kitchen Appliances 1	1
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
332	332 Vote	How the Hell Do You Wake Up?
6	6 Vote	Twitter Comedian Kelly Oxford Steals Her Own Hair
109	109 Vote	Update: 12 Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
5	5 Vote	This Is Reality for Many Divorced Women, Having to Deal With a Shitload of Alien-Possessed Birds
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
155	155 Vote	How Cats Plan on Taking Over Your Life 1	1
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible