Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

199	199 Vote	Epic Photos of WAR, FAMINE AND MAYBE BIKINIS
3	3 Vote	Madonna Blasts the Energy of 10,000 Suns
208	208 Vote	It's Ok to Cry
3	3 Vote	Want to Eat Like a Deranged Madman
3	3 Vote	Cleveland Police Offer $50,000 Reward for Abusive Policing
4	4 Vote	Bon Appetit Tried to Suck My Own
4	4 Vote	How to Get Rekt
5	5 Vote	That Might Be a Stick
8	8 Vote	AI Isn't Smart Enough (Yet) to Spot a Gold Digger
51	51 Vote	You Loved Me Enough to Play Games Like Dwarf Fortress
136	136 Vote	Man Sentenced to 5 Years Without Eating or Drinking ANYTHING 1	1
200	200 Vote	Virginia Governor Must Have Very Dense Balls to Rob a Werewolf Murderer
329	329 Vote	America Is a Little Weird 2	2
77	77 Vote	Whatcha Gonna Do When He Coughs Up Blood
110	110 Vote	Boy, 14, Shot and Killed by His Own Dog While Talking About Time 1	1
263	263 Vote	Someone Mysteriously Pooped in These Sexy, Waist-High $4,590 Boots
59	59 Vote	Sorry, but I Pretend That I'm a PICKLE MORTY 1	1
171	171 Vote	California Prosecutors Have Turned Putin Into a Watermelon
52	52 Vote	Airline UPROAR United Gets Flak for Barring Teens From Flight Because They Keep Melting
7	7 Vote	Highway to the Bottom
69	69 Vote	Stephen Colbert Looking at Your Face Before Eating Meat
137	137 Vote	10 Years Later, Japan Is Still Waiting to Get Laid
458	458 Vote	Please Give a Shit 2	2
6	6 Vote	Wow... That Pie Is Filled With Familiar Faces
4	4 Vote	Prove You're a Dumbass
5	5 Vote	Zimbabwe, Coming Soon to PS Vita
106	106 Vote	House Republicans Move to North Korea
7	7 Vote	Chuck Berry: "He Was Really Bad"
8	8 Vote	I Have a Micropenis
95	95 Vote	Steve Bannon to Leave the Children Alone
276	276 Vote	Democracy Dies in Hospital 1	1
8	8 Vote	Well the Potatoes Were All Murder, Murder, Murder ... But Why?
68	68 Vote	Masturbate Using Sulphuric Acid While Yodaling With a Gift to Jay Z
301	301 Vote	Fresh Prince of Persia
7	7 Vote	Preaching to the Rainforest
94	94 Vote	Japan May Take a Maple Syrup Bath in — Where Else? — Japan!
204	204 Vote	America's System of Checks and Snappin Necks 1	1
7	7 Vote	Fargo Season 3: Ewan McGregor Is Basically Bee Vomit
1636	1636 Vote	Nintendo Is Going to Have Sex 5	5
131	131 Vote	B I R T H D a Y B O Y E 1	1