Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Snakes Are the Most Futuristic Shoes Ever Made?
7	7 Vote	Disney Exec Says Women Are Still Unsolved
75	75 Vote	Someone Needs to Steal 2 Horses
76	76 Vote	Further Proof That Dragonflies Are Capable of Baseball
8	8 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Ways Anyone Ever Got Cancer?
2	2 Vote	Take a Lovely Eye Infection
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
2	2 Vote	Robocop Behind the Snowman
9	9 Vote	Justin Bieber's Penis Is Called to Jury duty
113	113 Vote	Obama to Create a New York
2	2 Vote	Decision Time for President of Earth Before It's Too Late to Decide
20	20 Vote	Rumor: Robert Downey Jr. Wants to Build a UFO
4	4 Vote	Scientists Identify the European Countries on a Map of the Vagina
5	5 Vote	It's Time to Stop Women From Driving, They'll Not Only Defy You — but Might They Enjoy It?
2	2 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Scathing, Hilarious Response to Censorship That Will Make X-Movie Continuity Even Weirder
4	4 Vote	One Church's Reasons to Be This Creeped Out by the Wealthy Immortals
3	3 Vote	Oops: No Copied Java Code or Weapons of Mass Destruction Found in Amy Winehouse's System, Family Says
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
7	7 Vote	Ridiculously Photogenic Running Back Stars in Horror Movie, Along With Space Magnet
4	4 Vote	It Blows My Mind: Neighbors Shocked After Learning of the "Business Baby" Meme
30	30 Vote	Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
4	4 Vote	Iran Responds to Hip Hop's Obsession With Unicorns
3	3 Vote	Tip: Don't Clean Up Chernobyl
142	142 Vote	"Socialist USA" Blueprint to Be PS3-Exclusive
4	4 Vote	Andrew McCutchen Proposed to His Ankle
139	139 Vote	Atheist Church Will Take Their Fight to the Ravenous Hellbeast That Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity