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Fallout 4 and Skyrim Aren't Getting Married Yet
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911 Operator Arrested for Stealing 3 French Fries
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Newswire: Pokémon Go Will Help Keep the Imperial Scum Out!
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FBI Director: Database Coming on DVD
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John Cena´s Blade Runner
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Cthulhu Is So Obsessed With Oprah Winfrey
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Trump Threatens to Un-Endorse Trump for Tightening Immigration
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I'm About to Die
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Pope Refuses to Use His Shower
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We Will Never Exist
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Me and My Husband Died
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Scientists Wake Comatose Patient Using Only Art Supplies
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George W. Bush Reportedly "Worried" He Could Be Underwater by 2100
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Donald Trump Achieves Lifelong Dream of Being Released From Prison
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Russia Banned From Ordering Pizza Hut
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Decorate Your Dorm Without Breaking the Law
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Win a Trip Through the Wormhole
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Trump: I Am Filled With Marijuana Candy
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A Fridge Full of Cash Won't Buy You Lunch
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I Hate Sweden, I'm Just Here to F*** Swedish Girls From Montreal to Minnesota, by Inland Sea Lion
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Why Is Alex Jones Scared of the Bikini
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ISIS Claims It Can Be Really Mean
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9/11 Was an Asshole
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Resident Evil 7 Demo Is So Kawaii 。◕‿◕。
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You Could Be Pregnant With Puns
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The Internet Is "Abysmal" and "Troubling"
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Pokémon GO Saved Our Sexless Marriage
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Migrant Tries to "Fly Aircraft"
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Human Rights Available!
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Pasta Doesn't Make Any Sense...
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Scientists Have No Idea What They Really Mean
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Where to Eat Everyone Else's Lunch
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Apparently Getting Murdered Won't Even Get You More Likeable
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You'll Never Forget Moths
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US Army Soldiers Could Soon Roll Up Your Ass
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I Think I Give a F*ck
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Boy Stops to Fill Up His Ass
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Vatican Priests Are Drowning in Canal
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Ford Just Did Something Wrong
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I Complained Multiple Times During Massacre