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Pelosi: I Don't Have Any Plans to Build $1B Factory in US Treasury

blastinus

What a very specific thing to say you won't do.

Sam Bankman-Fried's Law Firm Drops Him as a Joke, Accidentally Kills Him

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"Hey guys, let's all shove him out the window. It'll be great!"

Biden Urges Congress to Pass Biden Agenda

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I can't believe that Biden's been bought out by Biden.

Are "Healthy" Chips Actually Good for Your Bladder? Here's Your Answer

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No.

Don't Forget to Turn on Each Other

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Way ahead of you.

Parkland Congressman: You Shouldn't Be Eaten Under Any Circumstances

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What a brave and controversial message.

Knives Out Star Wars

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Everyone pulling out tiny lightsaber knives

Today's the Day—weather Permitting, America Is Going to Cure Your Tinnitus

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Thank you, America!

Massive Bengal Tiger Tries to Claim UPS Store Is Her "Boyfriend"

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Are you going to be the one to tell her that she's wrong?

3 Months in the Past Two Weeks

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I know that feeling.

Rudy Giuliani in a Bikini on the Love Island

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Oh please, no.

Ouch! COVID-19 Is a Success

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Ouch indeed.

Love Scenes That Were Really Forced Because the Actor Really Died

blastinus

I can imagine how that would make things awkward.

Tuesday Is for Sale for $1.8m

blastinus

Hmm, overpriced, if you ask me.

A Vote for Biden Means a Vote for Joe Biden

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You don't say.

Trump Adds a Mute Button, Saving Countless Friendships

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How I wish this one were true.

Giant Asteroid WON'T Hit Earth on Friday in DEFIANCE of State Mandates

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You're a loose cannon, giant asteroid.

Iowa Girl, 4, "Likely Innocent"

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Said no one who's ever had children.

👉 41 Year Old Human Relative Was Half-Man, Half-Ape

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I always knew there was something weird about Uncle Jack.

It's Time to Stop Procrastinating

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Maybe later.

Report: Chinese People Under the Couch

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Don't look though. It'll just make them angry.

Beggars Apparently CAN Be Hard Boiled

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I'm assuming it's talking hard boiled in the sense of hardcore action heroes, not...the other kind.

How to Party (Embarrassingly)

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I'm an authority on the subject.

This Award-Winning Vibrator Feels Just Like Your President

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Irritating and abrasive?

Democracy Is in Trouble

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This is far too real.

Voters Will Decide the 2020 Elections?

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What a crazy notion.

Justin Bieber Has a Gun. Burglar's Miscalculation Is Fatal

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Nobody ever expects Stone Cold Bieber.

This Man's Incredible Journey of Self Discovery With His Hand Stuck Down His Pants

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We could all live by his example.

Dead Baby Boy Found Alive in Car Seats in Backseat

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Always the last place you look.

Germans Think Trump Is "Fabricated"

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No, he's real, sorry to say.

The Average Person Will Watch Over 78,000 Hours of Willem Dafoe Saying, Good Dog!

blastinus

Heck, sign me up.

You Can Tell the Kardashians Are Getting Worse

blastinus

Is that even possible?

Help Me, I'm Trapped in My Professional Career

blastinus

This one's too real.

I Have No Widows. Why?

blastinus

Better get started on that.

Final Fantasy Football

blastinus

They tried that in Final Fantasy X. It was okay.

You Should Be Studying

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You're not my mom.

Literally No One, NO ONE Injured, Pentagon Says

blastinus

That's a very specific denial.

67-Year-Old Gives Birth to Green Puppy: "It Was Wrong and Improper"

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That's not a nice thing to say about a puppy.

Trump Tries to Get Laid (15 Images)

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That's 15 too many.

Boy, 13, Dies After Underwater Marriage Proposal Goes Wrong AGAIN!

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You think he would've learned after the first time.