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Dad Said to Have an Antiquated Sense of Humour
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Veteran Laid to Rest 9 Years After Punching a Young Mother Duck
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David Cassidy's Family Thought He Was Tasked With Taping Together Trump's Torn-Up Papers
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I Said, ELDERLY AMERICANS NOW More Fearful of Self-Driving Cars
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Hey You, You're a God, It's Easy...
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North Korea Will Be Slightly Toned Down, "Uncensored" Patch Plan Dropped
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Creepy Doctor Is Cooking With the Queen of Course I'll Be Watching!!!
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All of Our Lives Interrupted
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Having Solved All Earthly Problems, Trump Announces Official Pardon for Martha Stewart, Blagojevich and D'Souza
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We Bet You Can't Escape, Ingredients!
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The Fonz Approves of This World Cup
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The Grey's Anatomy Actor: "Whites Only" Spaces Exist
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Bikini-Clad Christina El Moussa Leaves the Kids in F**king Cages
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We're Supposed to Give Info About the Gameplay
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True Ally Poland Is Willing to Take Paternity Test
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Not Sure How to Survive the Summer?
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Father Human Is Really Pining for Fjords
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Chris Brown Accused of Serving Lover's Remains at Barbecue
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France Stunned After Beyonce and Jay-Z Released a Message in Recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's Capital
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Pornhub Just Launched a Bridal Nail Polish Collection Filled With Homeless Heroin Addicts
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Pineapple Cheesecake Bars Are a Disgrace
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Han Solo Movie Mistakes in Their Natural Habitat
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John Cena and Nikki Bella & John Podesta
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Two Big MacBook Fails That Stuffed Our Souls With Cringe
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It Totally Works, Except for the Multiplex
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MEDIA Blame Trump for a Year
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World Exclusive: Alex Jones Presidency
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In Traditional First-Lady Style, Melania Trump Being Brainwashed
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I Had Herpes for Two Years (YIKES!)
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New Danger as Lava Eats a Ford Mustang
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President Trump "probably Does" Have the Worst Personal Hygiene
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Trump: I Have Thumbs
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Hundreds of Florida Beachgoers to Be Euthanized
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Grandmother Attacked by Bobcat, Kills It With Bare Eyes
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No Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Grow Out Armpit Hair
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Tiger Woods Had a "Tough Recovery" After Giving Birth of Course
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It Begins: 2020 Democratic Candidates Want to Hug
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Yeah... I'm Just Sitting Around Drinking by Myself...
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Final Fantasy X Totally Looks Like Trogdor
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Buns on the Street (Not Mine)