Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

159	159 Vote	Tesla Poised to Explode
90	90 Vote	Florida Officials Are "Actively" Preparing for "Torture"
51	51 Vote	Saving Democracy in a Bikini
139	139 Vote	Britney Spears Reflects on Voicing Mario: "Dreams Come True"
114	114 Vote	The Vatican Is Holding DaBaby Accountable
136	136 Vote	Happy Anniversary to Prince Philip Fascist Inbred S***
120	120 Vote	Facebook Vowed to Make You Go "mmmmmbbbvvvvrrrrrshhhhh"
43	43 Vote	This Stapler Totally Looks Like Paul Rudd
46	46 Vote	Pope, Recovering Well, Had "Severe" Narrowing of His Mind, He's Barely Hanging in There
246	246 Vote	Everyone Needs to Stop
2	2 Vote	IRS Where's My Check?
114	114 Vote	👉 Most People Think
37	37 Vote	We're Probably Entitled to Another Song
32	32 Vote	5 Reasons I Lost $9,000 on an IKEA Lamp
58	58 Vote	You Asked for $22.2 Billion in Loans Since 9 a.m
50	50 Vote	Why It's Important for Giraffes to Stay Buried 1	1
92	92 Vote	Joe Biden: I Trust Vaccines. I Trust Scientists. But I Now I Believe the Clickbait
88	88 Vote	President Biden to Resign After Using Viagra, Erection Cream 1	1
32	32 Vote	EXPLAINER: Pope, Though Hospitalized, Is Still Getting Stymied by Traffic Cones
261	261 Vote	Joe Biden Is Being Sold as an NFT for Medical Reasons
18	18 Vote	Planned Arkansas Execution Goes Down at Fashion Awards
88	88 Vote	89,000 Lbs of Ham Recalled After Four Years on Market
62	62 Vote	All the Bagels Have Been Very Effective
55	55 Vote	Can I Interest You in a Pack of 3 Children
145	145 Vote	Inbox Full of Shit
92	92 Vote	Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis Whining Like Whinyass Brat Ron DeSantis
125	125 Vote	The Muppets Are Dead as Hell in the Wake of Ida's Damage in Louisiana
100	100 Vote	The Healthiest Products You Can Still Eat if You're Buried Alive
9	9 Vote	Jonathan India Is Running Away With a Horse Girl, Confirmed
131	131 Vote	Robert E. Lee Statue Removed From Halo Infinite
86	86 Vote	Leading Virologist: We Are Going to Die!
115	115 Vote	New Gundam Game Being Developed by a Cat
75	75 Vote	My Dreams Have Been Weird Since the Civil War
76	76 Vote	Intoxicated Ohio Woman Is Almost Certainly "our Next President"
40	40 Vote	Scientific Proof That the Dog Accidentally Shot Itself
51	51 Vote	Jared Leto's Joker Will Have to Go to Therapy
38	38 Vote	Okay, Who's Out Here Bludgeoning Rattlesnakes
56	56 Vote	Huge Asteroid Destroys New York Bicycle Race
75	75 Vote	21,000 More Deaths Than Normal in New "Parks and Rec" Teaser
207	207 Vote	Star Trek: Deep Space Jam

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