Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Wife Bites Her Husband's Genitals After He Threatens Her Brother
7	7 Vote	Baboon Fondles Reporter's Breasts on Live TV? Yes You Would
204	204 Vote	OK, OK, I Got It
51	51 Vote	Billionaire Can't Figure Out Who Stole Cigarettes
53	53 Vote	Relatives of Missing Penis
95	95 Vote	Brain Freeze Contest Ends in Cocaine Bust
2	2 Vote	Cutting Back on Birds
2	2 Vote	A Not at All, Nope, Nope, Nope
86	86 Vote	How to Get the Flu
5	5 Vote	Warning: You May Have a Problem, but Whaddayagonnado?
4	4 Vote	Terrible Story of Wendy's
2	2 Vote	White People and White People and Their Hip-Hop Equivalents
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
145	145 Vote	Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
387	387 Vote	Nintendo Unveils the iPhone 1	1
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
505	505 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
141	141 Vote	What Happens When Creepy Sexist Men Try to Be Blind for a While, and Also Exercise