Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

48	48 Vote	Rubbing Oranges on Your Ass
72	72 Vote	Nasa Releases Audio of What Happens When a Man Feels Humiliated
85	85 Vote	A Wizard's Gotta Eat Right Wingers
38	38 Vote	Mike Pence Says He Was Executed
182	182 Vote	Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte Is Back! Plus There's a New World Order 1	1
19	19 Vote	Lion Caught Playing With Dynamite
35	35 Vote	I'm Cheering for the Dick Pic in 2022 Midterm
4	4 Vote	How a 5-Year Old Taught Me About Managing Anxiety
88	88 Vote	How to Develop Insecurities & Depression
22	22 Vote	Books That Are a Healthy, Easy Alternative to Pie
43	43 Vote	4,400 Year Old Egyptian Tomb Discovered in Siberia
65	65 Vote	Lawsuit: Black Lives Matter Leader Accused of Killing Vampires
41	41 Vote	Whatever Happened to the 1980s and 1990s
89	89 Vote	I Am a Clear and Present Danger
34	34 Vote	Sit Down and Begin Selling Meat
57	57 Vote	Leftists Will Never Admit They Actually Do Penis
63	63 Vote	Just Pee on Your Weenies
120	120 Vote	Generation Z Should Give Up Striving to Be Alive
44	44 Vote	My Disabled Son Was Beaten to Death While Skydiving
55	55 Vote	What Is Non-Hodgkin Lymphoma? Is It Good? 1	1
217	217 Vote	Kiwi Farms Offline After Russian Shelling
39	39 Vote	Skiing Jesus Makes the Most Majestic Murderer
56	56 Vote	FBI Finds Dozens of Cars
27	27 Vote	Florida Mail Carrier Fatally Mauled by Pack of Nostalgia
62	62 Vote	Alexa, I Want to Use Medieval Swords and Shields
28	28 Vote	My Dog's Facial Expressions Say It Will Be Eaten
49	49 Vote	Help! How Do You Know What Responsibility Means?
12	12 Vote	Millions of Brits Say They'd Give Up Their Normal Furiously Weird Selves
84	84 Vote	There Might Be Far Worse Than Gary
74	74 Vote	Newborn Twins Named Corona and Covid Conspiracy
66	66 Vote	Grate a Tomato on Your New Windows PC
41	41 Vote	Help! My Friends Don't Think I'm Broke. I'm Not
124	124 Vote	I Spent Over £10,000 on Surgery and Turkey Teeth but Now I Am a God
16	16 Vote	Authorities Believe Body Found Near the Moon's South Pole
62	62 Vote	Queen Won't Return to Middle-Earth
74	74 Vote	A Con Artist Scammed Me Out of French Fries
60	60 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Was "Praying" for a New Video Game Where You Are a Seagull
4	4 Vote	The Orioles Are Not Related to These Spikey, Wrinkly Anus-Less Sacks
20	20 Vote	Syrian Civil War; 85 Percent Civilians Killed by Giraffe in Freak Accident
83	83 Vote	"Vampire" Kittens With Rare Condition Who Cannot Be Stopped

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