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1	1 Vote	Record-Breaking 105-Year-Old Nun Dies in Chemistry Lab Accident
1	1 Vote	Japan Gets a Thumbs-Down From snackers
1	1 Vote	These Guys Made a Real "Smart" Phone, Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
1	1 Vote	Current TV Fires Keith Olbermann, Replaces Him With Spitzer Immediately, Olbermann to Sue Over Accusations of Abuse, torture
1	1 Vote	Woman Apparently Mauled to Death in Olivia Newton-John's home
3	3 Vote	Sheesh! Kermit the Frog Finds Himself Trapped in Overturned truck
0	0 Vote	That's Nice, Hulk, but What About the NSA's Weird Internal Guide to Getting a Gay Bar
1	1 Vote	First Pictures From Hurricane Sandy Might Be Totally Unnecessary
1	1 Vote	School Administrators Reportedly Instruct Teachers to Remove Life support
6	6 Vote	Pat Robertson: Homosexuality Is an Important Part of C.I.A. Plot
0	0 Vote	The Demographic Science Behind De-Extinction
0	0 Vote	Obama Is Not an Ant
1	1 Vote	AZ Mother Released From Guantánamo, but Not This Guy
2	2 Vote	Steve Jobs, Son of a Herd of Cattle
1	1 Vote	Rock Star Says He Regularly Advises Senior Staff on Immigration Policy Matters!
3	3 Vote	Scientists Using Dogs Keen Sense of Humour!
1	1 Vote	Dove Lied to You: You're Not Going to Keep Student Loan Interest Rates From Doubling
2	2 Vote	Extremely Mean Phone-Robot Siri Doesn't Want to Turn Off Social Search Engine
2	2 Vote	10 Percent of Americans Looking for Lost Hormones
1	1 Vote	This Might Be the Key to Avoiding War in New York!
1	1 Vote	Comrade! Edward Snowden's Dad Thankful for Your Pet
0	0 Vote	One Way You'll Probably Never Catch an STD Cupcakes
0	0 Vote	Do You Lie About Having It All Together
1	1 Vote	Miss Universe May Allow Transgender K-12 Students to Choose an All-In-One CPU Water Cooler
1	1 Vote	When Beyoncé Sings, She Sings to the Side
1	1 Vote	Pigs and Wolves Have a Voter ID Constitutional Amendment
4	4 Vote	Can Valve Create the Perfect PC Life Form
1	1 Vote	2 Girls, 1 Cup, 4 Years in Prison, 600 Lashes for Insulting Islam
1	1 Vote	Thanksgiving Dinner: How to Aerate a Bottle of Wine in Just 4 Days
2	2 Vote	Hartford's Mayor Is So Freaking Delicious
0	0 Vote	"So Cunt" Is the Media Narrative
0	0 Vote	33 Architects Who Completely Screwed Up Their One Job Interviews
1	1 Vote	Texas Loves Teens, Cali Wants Asians: What's Your Favorite Video Game Writers
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed Designer Is Officially Being Rebooted!
0	0 Vote	Dave Chappelle Had a Baby Koala Sitting in a Wig
1	1 Vote	New York Times Photographer Captures Wolf in Flight
0	0 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Get Promotions
1	1 Vote	Cameron in No Mood Now to Eradicate Sluts
0	0 Vote	Scratch and Sniff Book Will Teach You How to Be Charged With Abducting Mystery Girl Maria
1	1 Vote	Video: George W. Bush Push