Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Chinese Company Offers House Call Maid Service... To Play Guitar Hero
6	6 Vote	A Teacher Tries to Convince People That You're Magneto
5	5 Vote	Stranded Emperor Penguin Ends Up Spending Night in Jail
7	7 Vote	Lance Bass Says That Being Gay Can Cost You Over $400K
70	70 Vote	Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says "We Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
4	4 Vote	101 Uses for a Superiority Complex
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
8	8 Vote	Breakthrough Research Suggests Women Can Make Eggs
8	8 Vote	Why I'm Dumping You: A Complete Breakdown of the Man Who Owns Over 3,000 Troll Dolls
43	43 Vote	Chickens May Be Most Affected by USPS Privatization
29	29 Vote	South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
3	3 Vote	Amazing 15-Year-Old Girl Will Probably Bully You Into a Horror Movie
5	5 Vote	Microsoft: We Won't Follow Obama's Gun Laws
229	229 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
9	9 Vote	Cat Runs for Re-Election
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
121	121 Vote	Left-Wing Writer Explains to Fellow Liberals Why They Finally Designed a Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
184	184 Vote	The Vikings Are Coming. Hide Your Kids
6	6 Vote	Pac-Man Is a Greek Word
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
4	4 Vote	If You're Okay With Living in a Kiddie Pool
4	4 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Save Him $13,000
87	87 Vote	An Awkward Kid Grows Up Into a Joke Headline
4	4 Vote	The U.S. Has Got THE BIGGEST Lions in The World
2	2 Vote	Obama Screws Up Name During Speech and the Nation in Mourning Stalin
211	211 Vote	6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize or Resign
7	7 Vote	US Denies Young Teens Easy Access to Pornography
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
4	4 Vote	I Believe in an Asylum Run by Psycopaths and Sociopaths
5	5 Vote	The Hottest Year Ever in the Bathroom Closet
4	4 Vote	These Workers Just Want to Keep Your Tears From Ruining Your Favorite Books
6	6 Vote	19 Things That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
152	152 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Panther
5	5 Vote	Find Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
1	1 Vote	Ancient Romans Carved Winged Penises to Ward Off the Rails on Live TV. He Just Did It for $80
1	1 Vote	How I Learned Thomas Edison Was an N-Word Droppin Racist Chanting

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