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WWE Hell in a Pastel Pink Tie-Neck Dress

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It rhymes. Hell in Pastel.

FBI Director: Database Coming on DVD

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Including hilarious bloopers about (insert something not hilarious here).

I Never Thought Garth Brooks Could Make It Through the Haze

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Isn't that Willie Nelson's thing?

You Have to Inhabit Other Planets

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And then what? Construct additional pylons?

Suspicious Activity Detected at North Korea, but a Nice Cat Ass!!

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Easily distracted.

Vladimir Putin as a Pillow

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There are stranger things on the Internet than him being someone's hazubando.

Hurricane Matthew Broderick

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Again, the category is "Before and After."

WATCH: Police Car With Reds Teammates

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Cincinnati police might've had enough of Hamilton stealing so many bases.

Judge Said I Couldn't Be Happier

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Judges don't yet have the power to limit how happy you can be.

Will Millennials Survive the Millennials?

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What's interesting is the source headlines.

Tom Brady Throws

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Dog Bites.

Clinton to Do Crunches

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Still picturing Bill. Him and his french fries.

Trump Boasted About Taking Care of Lionel Messi

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If the New Jersey Generals were the OTHER kind of football team---

23 Pets With Absolutely No Respect for Your Drunk Friend

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That wouldn't be a pretty sight.

The Titans Are Going to Be a Lazy F**k

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Maybe not; they're 1-1.

Fact-Checking Apple's Claims on E.U. Tax Ruling Against Apple Tax Ruling Against Apple Tax Probe Opens

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I don't think I've seen the same pair of words three times in any of these.

Secret Service Speaks to Russian President Vladimir Putin to Sort Out Crazy Kim Kardashian

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I got one a bit like that.

Blac Chyna: Part of Me and With Kylie, All of Us in Her Fridge – Including 12-Packs of Diet Peach Snapple

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From Kardashians to not-Kardashians, then back to Kardashians.

It's So Much Money That We Could Have Gotten That Bunny

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It rhymes.

Revealed: The Worst Airports in the Hospital, So Staff Let His Daughter Just Went Platinum

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Little non-sequitur.

Lionel Messi to Play in Ohio?

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Maybe when he's in his late thirties and washed up.

Frank Ocean's Blonde Is Back On CAMPAIGN TRAIL Obama Steps in WWII

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When generated, the last word was "Wwii." Wee-wee.

Burger King Is Dead at 88

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Reporting a couple of decades early, are we?

Pope Francis Refuses to Have Mind-Blowing Vacation Sex—Without Leaving Your House Clean

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I laughed.

Ad Blocker Ban Ki-Moon

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"Before and After" is the category.

Maribor Hit by First Hurricane in a 366-Square-Foot Grain Silo

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For those wondering, that city is on the opposite side of Slovenia from the one that borders the Adriatic.

Turkey Shuts Down Without Explanation

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Worst Thanksgiving ever.

Rio Olympics in 2020

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Here we go agaaaaain!

Nintendo's NX Might Have Leprosy

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I actually laughed at this one.