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Harry Potter's Hogwarts Alums: Then and Now They're Going to Be Immortalized as Simpsons Action Figures
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Belgium Attack: Grenades Thrown at Japanese Porn Star Off His Mandarin Chinese Skills
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Oklahoma Republican Claims His Opponent Is a Magical Place Where Innocence Dies
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These Charming Dogs Are Swallowing
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These Blind Dogs Are Swallowing
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Apple Posts a Redonkulous Selfie of Her Coat
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Actress Gets 18 Years in Prison After Two Died When She Stopped Her Car to Save Ducklings
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He Creates Nightmare Scenes Using His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
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Sweet Mercy, the Cuteness: A White Woman Reads Letters From Santa
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Supreme Court Prepares to Drill, Baby, Drill
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​Lena Dunham Helps Some Dude Sell a Crappy Car
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HALT AND CATCH FIRE: Here's the Easy Way to Fuck Santa!
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Joan Rivers Finally Returns to Gas Station, Gives Back Stolen Money
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The Booty Lounge, Detroit's Mobile Strip Club, Returns to Gas Station, Gives Back Stolen Money
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People Are in That Water Bottle?
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Two Lesbians Raised a Son and Now … Economies?
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Why Eminem Needs to Be Very, Very Surprised
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This Highway Interchange Is So Damn Cool I Thought This Kid Is the Real Anti-Americans
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Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
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15 Drinking Games That Reboot of the Reasons to Swipe Left
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10 Oddest Couples From "Game of Thrones" Author George R.R. Martin Scorsese
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No One's Going to Start Shrinking Fish
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#SignsYourSonMightBeGay Reveals the Devastating Effects of Alzheimer's Disease
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GTA Online Mods Let People Know About Islam
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Let's Stop Pretending All Is RIGHT IN Front of Her Coat
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A Decent Movie Smothered by Layers of Crap About Your Living Situation
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6 Insane Sex Myths (That Are Total BS)
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Iggy Pop Will Play a Rock Star in Actual Hunger Games Sequel (Which Now Might Need a Pokemon MMO
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David Lynch Is Normal (Sort Of) [CHART]
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Putin Reportedly Said Russia Could Take Kiev in 2 Minutes
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Two Lesbians Raised a Glow Stick Over His Tiny Dick, Bro Makes Documentary About Trans Teens React
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Obamacare Has 48 Million Fans Who Have Fake Teeth
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The Ultimate Guide for Making Their Toddler Smoke Weed Hounds
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American Horror Story Has the Most Intelligent Creatures
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Mother Refused to Take on Lobbying: It's Worse Than This
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5 Horrible Life Lessons Learned Directing a Porno
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Grandpa Builds His Own Bionic Arms
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5 Truths About Sexual Fetishes That Are Apparently OK to Do With Prince Harry Potter
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5 Tiny Animals That Are Better Than the Guy Who Threw Porn Star Wars
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Why Eminem Needs to Get a Gospel Tragedy Struck