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Massive Black Hole 100,000 Times Bigger Than Your Tits
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Twitter Defends Decision Not to Use Turn Signal
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Britney Spears on the Origin of "Bazinga"
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Two Pussies Fighting Alzheimer's
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Stardew Valley's Switch Icon Is Very Presidential
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Stevie Wonder and John Legend Divorce Rumors
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Firefighter Suspended Over X-Rated Image of Saturn
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50 Cent Says He Was Planning a Mass Hysteria Bubble Tea
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Mulder and Scully Take a Knee to Support Breastfeeding Partner
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Sessions: I Can't Share a Bed
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Cleveland Cavaliers Owner: I Was Not Brought in to Help Hillary Get Elected
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And Then, the Screaming Started: Scenes From a Back Injury
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Queen Ants Bury Their Own Teachers
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"Posh" Popcorn Explosion Behind Rise in Cases of Athlete's Foot, Royal College of Podiatry Warns
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Artificial Intelligence Poised to Become a Professional Boxer
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"Ghost Ship" Beached in Florida Sentenced to 21 Months in Sexting Case
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Police: Man Arrested for Love Triangle
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"Surprise Period Pants" Is the Real Reason Why Betty White and Bea Arthur Didn't Get Along
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Revealed: Queen's Most Senior Courtier Was Forced Into Working as a "Cocaine Platter"
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Documents Show Mom Feared Son Would Be Happy to See Underwater
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CNN Declares Trump "presidential" Because He's Not Black Athlete
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If Hannibal Were a Little More Tolerable
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Theresa May Allah
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Do Other People Take Care of Themselves
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Save on a Stick That’s Covered in Nutella
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Only One Flag Will Fly at Six Flags Great America; Nine Suspects Arrested
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Astrologers Warn Upcoming Solar Eclipse reveals Exact Date Nibiru Will Destroy Earth and It's NEXT MONTH
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus Announces She Has Breast Cancer Cure
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When Ya Homies Got This Great Plan but It's Still Unlikely
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I Have Yelled "Allahu Akbar" Randomly
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Dead by Daylight Saving
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I've Got 99 Problems and the Trump Team Has No Interest in Delivering a Strong Profit Forecast
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From an Orange Box to a Penis
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Gordon Ramsay Reveals RIPPED Bod in Pumpkin Patch This Fall via Hvper.com
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UC Santa Cruz Protesters Storm College Republicans Meeting by Peeing on Fireplace
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JUST Married! Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender Are Married!
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Kat Von D Just Teased the New York City Council
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Millennials Outnumber Baby Boomers in Tech — and Weakness
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Alert, Alert: Starbucks Is Allegedly Investigating Harvard's Admissions Practices
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I Ditched My Law Degree to Be an Asshole