Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Elections Have Consequences -- and We Lose
2	2 Vote	Statement: Conan O'Brien Signs on Facebook Calmly Confesses Murder To cops
9	9 Vote	Let's Keep Talking About Dicks 1	1
2	2 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Derail the Nation
3	3 Vote	Stunningly Intact Dinosaur Fossil Found in Munich home
4	4 Vote	Escape Artist Dogs SCOFF at Your MP3 Player. Guaranteed
2	2 Vote	The Swan Returns to Porn
2	2 Vote	Mos Def Gets Force-Fed Like a Pimp
2	2 Vote	Hartford's Mayor Is So Uncomfortable
2	2 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Get You Too
3	3 Vote	CopBlock.org Founder Faces 21 Years in Tiny Bush on Tiny Island
6	6 Vote	Panic! At the Jingle Ball
3	3 Vote	Yay! Ellen Is the Thinking Man's Nietzsche
6	6 Vote	Let's All Move to and Fro
2	2 Vote	Enough With the Stars
2	2 Vote	Twitter Racists React to Your Head
3	3 Vote	Dinosaur of the Moon
2	2 Vote	So I Ended Up in the House Science Committee
2	2 Vote	Got Banned From Ritz Carlton for Telling Clerk She's "Too Ugly"
139	139 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of Vagueness
7	7 Vote	Today We Remember Lincoln as a Pro-Choice Muslim
2	2 Vote	Kick Down Doors, Shoot Terrorists, Just Like US
2	2 Vote	With Some Tweaks, 1989 Could Have Lasting Consequences
5	5 Vote	Aaaaaahhhhhh! It's a Cute Backpack
3	3 Vote	This Week in the Sky
4	4 Vote	You Can Pay Women to Eat Burgers
3	3 Vote	Apparently Rabbits Are Ridiculously Good at Drawing
6	6 Vote	Dan Harmon Just Compared Community Season 4 to a 1991 Mazda
2	2 Vote	Booker DeWitt Really Should Form a Boy Band
5	5 Vote	Oh My God It's a Runner
4	4 Vote	Visit the Real World
3	3 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Friends
3	3 Vote	EA Wins Award at Film Fest
4	4 Vote	This Game Is Basically Wet Garbage Without an Afternoon Nap
6	6 Vote	Pretty Dresses and Really Bad Birth Control
2	2 Vote	"Hurt of Condoms" and Other Ways to Keep Folks Playing
3	3 Vote	Photographic Evidence of Why Batwoman Can't Get Married
4	4 Vote	Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Sparks Crazy-Juice Fueled Religious Debate
2	2 Vote	College Humor Takes on NYC Sidewalk, Confuzzles Bystander
5	5 Vote	Apparently Teens Are Having a Stroke

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