Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

chapter3

Voted Headlines

121	121 Vote	You'll Never Guess What a $280 Paper Bag Looks Like
68	68 Vote	Drag Queen Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
79	79 Vote	Girls Are Too Deep? More Like, Not Deep enough
234	234 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
127	127 Vote	Terrifying 40-Year-Old Fetus Found Inside an Abandoned Air Raid Shelter
140	140 Vote	Math PROBLEM: People Who Are 30% Bro
70	70 Vote	White House for Sale on Etsy
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
180	180 Vote	Why You're So Very, Very Wrong
59	59 Vote	Inside Syria: Activists Say It Gets Better, Unless You're Fat
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
14	14 Vote	11 Things Mad Scientists Should Never Say To Women
19	19 Vote	21 Movies With Strong Female Characters Who Are Secretly Terrible at Flappy Bird
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
21	21 Vote	Enough With the Earth's Magnetic Field
76	76 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous
30	30 Vote	Dead Man Wakes Up From Surgery, Realizes He's Married to a Text
94	94 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Believe in Science Textbooks
137	137 Vote	You Know What Sucks? Your Student Debt. You Know How to Do Trigonometry
136	136 Vote	J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
26	26 Vote	Finally, an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
30	30 Vote	21 Ways to Leave Your House
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
30	30 Vote	10 Surprising Ways to Wear Pants
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
74	74 Vote	What if You Shart in Your Dishwasher
142	142 Vote	All Dogs Go to Hell 1	1
68	68 Vote	Some Chick Peed in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
198	198 Vote	You Need to Eat in Real Life
32	32 Vote	Things I Shouldn't Have Put in My Shoes
266	266 Vote	Why Texas Is Like a Bad Idea Factory
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
43	43 Vote	President Obama Can Do Whatever He Wants

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