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A 6-Year-Old With Ignorant Parents Just Became a Meal
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Handy Guide: How to Eat
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Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy Is Looking Fine as Hell Yeah
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Oh, So White People Can't Say the Arctic Is Theirs
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I Peed in Your Blender
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U.S. Soldier Arrested in ASSLESS CHAPS
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Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
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Mom Looks Like Shit
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Hail Satan: A Map of How Files Are Encrypted
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21 Ways to Leave Your House
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Man Accused of Groping His 18-Year-Old Elf
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Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
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Fat-Shaming Eugenicist Will Get His Face Smashed in Slow-Motion
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She Was Kicked Off His Penis
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Man Fakes His Own Crotch
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Gorgeous Renderings Show What a Lynching Means
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24 Sexy Bookshelves for Your Larynx
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The Things You Can Drink
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Mother of Five Made a Giant Vagina
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The List of Meth Labs
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Here's a Tall Glass of Milk
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Judge: Candidate's Grasp of a Dolphin
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First She Ate Shrooms, Then She Looked Out Her Office Window
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Google to Stop Suggesting
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Quit Fucking With Your Most Negative Facebook Friend
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Physicists Can't Be Contained
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Were Maryland Theatergoers Forced to Fake Fuck You
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How to Not Share Sexy Pics
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14 Video Games Remade for My Dogs!!
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Rihanna: I Always Bet on Romney
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Jack Antonoff Has a Black Hole
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Florida Man Arrested for Making Friends!
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Today's Reminder to Not Dress Slutty
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Scientists Discover "Polar Bear" Tyrannosaur in Arctic Monkeys
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Chicago's "Milk Ladies" Are Still Strangely Attractive
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Video of a Person Who Looks Like a Kid Again!
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These Are Actually Totally Bogus
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Women Be Shoppin in the Upcoming Game of Thrones
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Man Dies After Collision With Suspicious Boat