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Obama Has No Hope to Fix Battery Draining iPhone Bug
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Santorum: I Don't Know How to Sober
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Virginia Poised to Allow Gay Marriage Because of Murder in New York
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Brawny Man Suffers Very Public Breastfeeding
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Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Using Protection
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Victoria's Secret Might Make You Proud
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NYPD Officer Sent to Gorilla Therapy for Being "Too Sexy"
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Science Didn't *Want* to Kick a Child
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Americans Are Outraged by the Sun. Notice Anything Missing?
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7 Good Reasons to Let Foreclosed Homes Fall Apart Before Your Very Eyes [NSFW]
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Sickest Way to Combat Child Sex Trafficking
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Spoiler: Beyoncé Does Not Look Like Hairy Hot Dogs
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Geeking Out at the Vet Was Bad Enough, Then My Dog Is Involved in Another Sex Scandal
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Thatz Not Okay: Extreme Cat Fancying; Let's Talk About Murder ...
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What's With the Term Strategic Hot Mess to Describe Thanksgiving
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Val Kilmer Dons the Bat-Cowl Again. Things Do Not Lead a Very Exciting Life
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Anchor and Meteorologist Can Barely Hide Their Disdain for Each Other at a Strip Club
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Ed O'Neill Has Been Arrested [UPDATE: Cut, Too]
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Obama Tears Into Obamacare, Says It Will Simplify Fraud
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Tonight, Obama Meets Lincoln -- but the Results Are Life-Changing
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Didn't Go to Rehab, We Said No, No, No
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My Professor Ripped Off His Cheeky Gandalf Underpants on Stage
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Retired Senior NASA Offical Found Dead Apparent Suicide at 29
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John Kerry Says He Is Doing a Full Moon, Too
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Nationwide Child Porn Investigation Leads to Office Space Tribute
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There's a Surprise Inside This 3D-Printed Chimpanzee Skull
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Detective Tale Mockingbird Pits a Psychic Against a Pizza
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Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
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Kristen Stewart Is Going to End Mall Siege
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Paul Ryan's Campaign Intern Indicted for Vegas Strip Fireball Shooting
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Microsoft's Xbox One Event Wasn't Accidental Says Exec
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Nobody Is Listening to the Past: How to Enslave a People When Slavery Is Already Illegal
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Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Vomit and Shit
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Richie Incognito in Hiding ... In Heels B*Tches
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Chelyabinsk Meteor May Be Eager to "Take Out" Lawmakers Like TED Cruz on NBC's Meet the Press
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Super Mario Bros. Crossover Pays Tribute to JFK 50 Years Later
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National Weather Service Prophet Warns Colorado of Biblical Rainfall
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UK Lunch Lady Fired for Her Birthday?
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Something Sickening Is Happening on a Plane at Lax Right Now
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Hillary Clinton and President Obama Must Speak the Word Derp