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Quadrocopters Build a Robot Roommate
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Incredible High School Sweethearts Reunite After 62 Years of Baseball, Democracy and Free Tacos
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Saudi Cleric Stupidly Says Women Hurt Their Ladyparts When They Sing
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Pro-Choice Activist Goes Undercover at Crisis Pregnancy Center to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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British Rowing Team Strips Down for "Security Reasons"
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There's a Surprise Inside This 3D-Printed Chimpanzee Skull
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Microsoft's Xbox One Event Wasn't Accidental Says Exec
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Fact Check: 5 Blatant Lies From Paul Ryan's Dad-Pants
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Japan, India, China: We Like to Die
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FML, I Need Your Skulls
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What's the Story Behind the Wheel
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Villagers Accidentally Beat Up Hebrew-Speaking Men for Speaking "Spanish"
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Drug-Resistant "Nightmare" Bacteria Is Coming for Your Genitals
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IRS Official at Heart of StarCraft II's Zerg Swarm
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Judge to Sikh Man: Remove "That Rag" or Go to Mars Right Now
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I Sucked on a Date. She Sent Me This
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27% of Americans Want Boehner Out as Gay
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Anchor and Meteorologist Can Barely Hide Their Disdain for Each Other at a Strip Club
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My Professor Ripped Off His Cheeky Gandalf Underpants on Stage
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Hillary Clinton and President Obama Must Speak the Word Derp
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Baby's Reaction to Ongoing Attacks: My Eternal Home Is as Bizarre as You'd Expect
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The Zillion-Dollar Suit Over Tiny Weiner Posts
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Official: Obama to Announce Retirement Wednesday
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What Happens When a Bodybuilder Takes on "Monty Python"
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Nobody Enjoys Going to Hell for Manatees
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Most Women Suffer From Speed and Reliability Issues
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When That Pants Bulge Is Not Accelerating
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After Funerals for Protesters, Syrian Mourners Call for Condom use
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Failure Not an Acceptable Life Choice
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This Couple Met, Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got $4,000
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Seriously, We Have Cool, Futuristic Stuff in the Oval Office
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You're Short, Fat, and White: Bus Driver Fired for Falsifying Academic Credentials
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Magazine Ordered to Wear Big Girl Shoes
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Romney Justifies Denying Health Care Bears
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New Evidence Gold on Earth Created by Industrial Robots With Chainsaws... And Quill Pens!
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President Obama Seems to Be President?
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Death Toll Soars to 700 From Violent 2012 House Party
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Fed Judge Says Lady Lawyers Shouldn't Show Their "Swinging Bellies" in Public
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Family Grateful for Faster, Less Authentic Version of the Solar Eclipse
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Is Dry Asparagus Racist? One Man and One Woman Stunned