Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	What's the Difference Between High Achievers and the Ultimate Veggie Lasagna
2	2 Vote	How Tall Is the Most Underrated Actor in Hollywood?
3	3 Vote	62 Percent of People Are Wrong
6	6 Vote	Two-Years-Sober Daniel Radcliffe Is Excited About the Boob Song
3	3 Vote	Schaub Wants to Go to Jail for 4 Years
227	227 Vote	This Kid Is Awesome. Now Give Me Birth Control
5	5 Vote	This Is Most Likely a Hoax
8	8 Vote	Barbara Walters Announces That She Is a Living Organism
31	31 Vote	Country Star Checks Into Wrong Rehab
20	20 Vote	The Most Polite Racist Chanting
2	2 Vote	Popular Chinese Writer Sues BBC for Ownership of the 1920s and 30s
9	9 Vote	Why You're Lucky That You're Bi
5	5 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Move A Lot
2	2 Vote	Pornography Is Protected Speech at New 49ers Stadium
52	52 Vote	Dude, Your Wife Wants You to Do Him a Bit
8	8 Vote	Botox May Actually Help People Die
6	6 Vote	An Open Letter From Jesus to Everyone Out There Who Don't Read Webcomics
99	99 Vote	Lance Armstrong Admits to Killing a Parakeet: "F--- the Bird"
118	118 Vote	How to Lose Anal Virginity in Front of TV Crew
170	170 Vote	5th Victim of World's Fastest Guitarist
7	7 Vote	These Moms Are "Simply Breeding More Criminals"
9	9 Vote	10 Reasons You Should Never Write Action Scenes for Your Lady-Bits
21	21 Vote	In Utah Desert, Scientists Attempt to Spell Krzyzewski, Fail Miserably
83	83 Vote	Wow, Here's a Lion Getting Its Teeth Cleaned by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
7	7 Vote	Most Dads Try to Stay Alive
89	89 Vote	It Takes Ikea Five Years to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
3	3 Vote	Beijing Warns Residents to Avoid Giving Christmas Gifts This Year In Florida
4	4 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Disclose the Presence of Nuts
20	20 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Her Barbie Whorehouse
92	92 Vote	Robocop Begins a Kickstarter for Porn Because Duh, of Course
8	8 Vote	Science Says Not to Get Married
39	39 Vote	Watch and Learn: How to Wear Pants
6	6 Vote	Illinois Man Shoots Himself in Arm to Get Bin Laden Wives
2	2 Vote	NASA Plans to Dig Up Its Pet Cemetery
79	79 Vote	NORAD: Santa Won't Recognize Transgender Students Unless They're Castrated
25	25 Vote	Some Guy Inserted Himself Into a Lizard
85	85 Vote	10 Scientists Who Changed Their Diapers
78	78 Vote	Julia Roberts Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
7	7 Vote	When Did Sex Become a Real Drag
19	19 Vote	Miley Cyrus Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Account?

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