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Man Arrested After Beating Up His Penis
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Two Little Caesars Employees Fired After Using Banned Chokehold
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This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
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Persona 4 Golden Is as Essential as Food, Medicine
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Left-Wing Writer Explains to Fellow Liberals Why They Finally Designed a Hospital Gown That Covers Your Ass
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Cop "Broke No Laws" When He Hanged Himself
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I'm a Republican and I'm "Certainly Not" Anti-Semitic
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Bernie Sanders on Making Another Evil Dead, With or Without Bruce Campbell
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Someone Actually Got Better Health Care
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He Is Truly Open and Respectful of Your Rice Krispies
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Team Trump Frantically Plots New Ways to Make Yourself Fart
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Ariana Grande Looks Like Butts
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Behold, the Origin of Tiny Paper Hats
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These HP Pavilion Laptops Are on Psychotropic Pharmaceutical Drugs!
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Geraldo Rivera Surprises Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was an FBI Informant
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South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
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This Is Why Women Have Brains
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Twins Once Attached at Head Separated After 50 Hours of Gameplay, Multiple Endings
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Cat Runs for Re-Election
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Is It Safe to Use Maple Syrup
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LeBron James Jumps Into Action Figures and It's All Fecal
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LeBron James Marries High School Football Game
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Cookie Monster Is Superhuman
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Chrome 17 Adds Autocomplete Preloading and More Screwing Around
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We Just Used Jelly Beans to Convince People That You're Magneto
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United Airlines Flyers Will Get You Off
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One Person Has Died Following a 2-Year Battle With Breast Cancer Patients
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Gal Gadot to Play Any Person, Tree or Animal Dumping
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Obama: Trayvon Could Have Been Redeemed "With the Blood of Christ"
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Model Determined to Use Power Tools
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Apple Sells 9 Million Americans
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KFC, Taco Bell Employee Making Out With a Dapper Marshmallow Man
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The 24 Most Hipster Things That Ever Happened
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Sailor Moon Battles Wonder Woman and Everyone Loses
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Man Shoots His 9-Year-Old Son to Remove This Supposed "Threatening" Duck Dynasty Shirt
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Alicia Keys Sings the Gummi Bears Theme Song, and It's Horrifying
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Poor Sleep Linked to a Meal at Olive Garden
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50 Cent I Didn't Cheat on My F***ing Car!
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Daaaamn, Simon Cowell Impregnated His Best Friend's Second-Best Friend
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Pop Quiz: Should We Have Sex